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A fantastic game, just get better hardware.

i am so violently depressed.

i started playing this game ironically but actually became unironic because the gameplay is actually really good, with engaging yet challenging puzzles and interesting dynamic leading you to clap anime cheeks. but seriously, this game is worth the play even if you arent depressingly horny.

11/10.

red sus

its alright

Grindframe, Farmframe, Fishingframe, this game takes so long to finally get and you wait for everything, definitely my FAVORITE game right now give it a try 11/10 makes me wanna die on the daily

Bug Souls: Prepare to Die Edition.

10/10 would get destroyed by everything again

Take Zelda, Nuclear Throne, steroids, and blend that ♥♥♥♥ together to get this masterpeice of a game, some say it is too hard, but you jsut have to practice, Characters are great, Every enemy, boss, and gun has a biography, art style is simplistic but beautiful, Music is amazing, Bosses are difficult but enjoyable, and some of the enimies are damn cute. 10/10 would cry for killing a sentient bullet again.

Well for one, I really enjoyed this game, music, visuals, story, and combat is really fun, But, it isn't worth anything over 5 dollars. The story is confusing, the end doesn't seem like the end, Some areas are jsut too damn hard, and it takes a long while to get good, just wait for a price drop or a bug update, then buy it.

How do I explain this.