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Nicholas/Nick/Norc (take your pick)
 
 
OG's know me as BiggSloppy
Steam decided to purge my account so starting anew with the quotes
"Oh I heard this is OP in Korea with kim jong un sucking you off under the table."-Dust 2016
"Ho Ho, you've found me"-Dota 2 secret shop man
"What do you mean I can't say the N-word nick? I'm black. What do you want the pass to say it with me?"-My main man Jahadi (I miss working with you) 2021
"I wonder why Jon is so mad at us, probably because his GF cheated on him again."-I dont remember which friend said this. (Jon decided to disown all of us probably bc it's true idk. his loss) 2021
"Oh no zombies, *dives into water and dies* "-The late great Ssman512 2012
"Hawaiian GF gets ganged and blacked by Peruvians"-Angel when i didnt want to play dota 2022
"Stay true to your hood fk those hoes"-Aniesa my work wife 2022
"What do i have to lick her feet or something?"-Dust playing a porn game i bought him 2022
"Nick is both the straightest and gayest person in the party"-Asah 2021
"Appendix go boom boom :( "-Angel 2023
"Blood or crip, follow me"-Curtis 50 cent Jackson (follow me gangster is the song)
"I'm losing interest at a rapid pace but my eggplant is gaining interest at a rapid pace."-Dust when angel was playing some furry porn game 2022
"hello its yur boi Anomaly from Sweden"-Take a wild guess/almost any anomaly video.
"Wissam go brush your teeth, Wissam, *hiss*"-Wissam 2018
"Why that ♥♥♥♥ trash or something?"-Silvia my co-worker when i told her i couldnt get a date 2021
"Shoota on da roof with a scope doot doot."-Paul Chamberland 2015 (I was in HS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)
"I'm geekin off of morphine rn"-Angel developing an addiction 2023
you can honestly put any LtG quote here. I would but steam might purge me again.
"I cooka da meatball"-Angel 2022 (he was playing a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up game)
"Lube me up spiderman"-Angel 2013
"You're built different alright, you're just built wrong."-Morc 2020
"Game Over"-Tobin Bell 2004
"OH ♥♥♥♥ you got me about to come with that trash ♥♥♥♥."Jake SAing some guy ghoul rping in fallout 76 2021
"Last time i told angel to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ contest and he won big."-Dust 2023
"You can bool with your ♥♥♥♥ in your hand for rn"-Angel 2023
*Me when my name was george droid*
"George Floyd, you are marked for termination, I need your fentanyl, your fake 20 dolla bill and your oxygen. "-Angel 2023
"can you change your username to "I'd buy that for 3.79 dollars (adjusted for inflation)"-Jesse(wulfy)2023
"I like my coffee like my women... I dont like coffee. *about 2 seconds go by. Gay Gang"-Me 2024
*me doing the host minigame in yakuza 2*
"Is this guy hitting that girl"-(Me) (Angel)-"he real yakuza?"-Angel 2022
"Oh God this guy has a move called shark-nado"-Me playing yakuza 8 2024
"Can you tell angel no more feet and armpit pictures for right now. I'm not all there mentally right now"-Good friend i wont name for privacy reasons
"They just reeked of like sponged ass"-Asah when I was joining a PlayStation party-2024
"Who the ♥♥♥♥ is suck dicker?"-angel when a random joined our guild in dota-2024
"Is your porthole big enough for my ship? as he proceeds to ram into the enemy ship"-2014
*Me talking about how my co-workers dont know about the abhorrent/really stupid stuff i say*
"Yeah youre pretty much dexter"-jake 2024
"Tryndamere rn is pulling his pants down and is like yeah start sucking little boy im da king"-Dust 2024
"Yeah youre mad I put my balls through the glory hole dude"-Dust 2024
"I'll be on within the hour! (That gives me ~35 minutes to do dishes, ♥♥♥♥, and empty my balls... not necessarily in that order)"-LordWillishtheFlourish-2024
Steam has a limit of 4k characters in bio's. I will find a way to add more soon.
For øyeblikket frakoblet
Skjermbildeutstilling
the new and improved sexual position: The spaceman
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Fast 6 Jumper 15. mars 2023 kl. 23.20 
ON GANG YOU TRYNA KILL ME GANG???
Bipolar Bear 26. feb. 2023 kl. 1.25 
true and real
ジェイク 26. feb. 2023 kl. 0.40 
Day in the life of a Chinese citizen
- Be me, a responsible citizen of the Glorious land of China!
- Live in Beijing
- Wake up at 4 am to the 500 tons of carbon dioxide in my area
- Eat deep fried urine eggs and stray dogs for breakfast
- See my neighbour being executed by the CCP for making a mild joke about our glorious leader Xi Jinping
- Try to go to factory but get stuck in the traffic for the 847th time
- Finally reach the factory the next day
- Start my 15 hour shift to manufacture power rangers themed dildos
- Co-worker tries to commit suicide but the nets stopped him from falling
- Do this for 7 years
- Save up enough to buy my 5th house in hopes of getting married
- Try to retrieve my money from the bank but all the accounts have been locked because of a
housing bubble crisis
- Reach home depressed to see guys in hazmat suits waiting for me to quarantine me for 50
years
- Watch state-authorised news channels and jack off to Xi Jinping's speeches
Fast 6 Jumper 21. sep. 2022 kl. 23.12 
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Fast 6 Jumper 5. aug. 2022 kl. 1.18 
+rep tasty
Dust 5. aug. 2022 kl. 1.17 
+rep Milks nice and good