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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 580.0 hrs on record (276.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:53pm
Updated: 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30pm

L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye've got scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + yer with the Royal Navy + ye've rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shreds + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + ye've no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + ye've no treasure maps + no doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of yer boat + ♥♥♥♥ sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by Blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye'll be hung by the crown soon + stick to safer seas
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