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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:13pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:09pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:50pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:30pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:12pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:25pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:25pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:54pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:17am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:53am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:22pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:21pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:30pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:59pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:25pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:38pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:12am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:12am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:12am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:49pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:03pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 3:43am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:43pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:11pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:32pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:19am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:33pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:39pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:46pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:18am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:13pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:21am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:06pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:36am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 1:31am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:41pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:54am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:59pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:57am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:12pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:58am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:27am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:00am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:58pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:22am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:11pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:19am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:50pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 1:56am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:11am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:26am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:37pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:11am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:43pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:39am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:12am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:13pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:13pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:37pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:34am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:16pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:18am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:17am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:34pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:35pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:38pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:47am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:20pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:23pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:23am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:44am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:34pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:27am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:25pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:46pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:15pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:46pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:52pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:26pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:45am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:25pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:21pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:12am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:10pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:10pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:00am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:55pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:32am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:35am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:50pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:26pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:58pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:36am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:48am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:51pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:49am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:54pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:57pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:32pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:12am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:15am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:40am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:34am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:39am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:26am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:26am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:24am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:28am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:12am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:56am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:30pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:14pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:55pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:36am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:36am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:46pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:09pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:13am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:21am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:49am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:24am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:52pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:25am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:58am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:57am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:36pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:39pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:52pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:28am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:54pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:18am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:21am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:14pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:14pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:55pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:55pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:36am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:19am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:06am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:09am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:31am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:35am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:41am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:14am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:35am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:41am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:40am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:52am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:26am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:02am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:28am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:32am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:23pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:23pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:23am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:23am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:41am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:06am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:14pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:10am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:44am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:53am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:56am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:25am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:24am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:26am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:27am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:12am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:25am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:56am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:26am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:31am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:22pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:36pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:21am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:21am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:21am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:56am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:23am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:52am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:52am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:52am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:51am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:16pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:41pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:23am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:40am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:40am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:47am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:27am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:36am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:36am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:23am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:41am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:58am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:58am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:41pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:56pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:24am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:25am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:41am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:42am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:07am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:42am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:24am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:25am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:17pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:21am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:46pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:27am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:24am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:24am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:26am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:26am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:25am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:52am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:26pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:51am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:52am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:27am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:52am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:26pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:52pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:23am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:43am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:07am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:39am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:37am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:43pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:13pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:28pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:21pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:17am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:41am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:27am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:09am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:47am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:25am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:33pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:35pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:35pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:36am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:14pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:33pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:52am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:36am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:57am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:30pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:08am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:22am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:27am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:36am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:28am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:28pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:20am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:51am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:36am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:19pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:27pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:05pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:35am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:36am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:36am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:46pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:07am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:29pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked