yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

😺 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👹
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The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is
a belt of gin from the bottle; anything else is the decadent trappings
of civilization.
-- T.K.
Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let's just cut to the happy ending.
-- Cheers, Airport V

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.
-- Cheers, Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back

Sam: Beer, Norm?
Norm: Have I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that predictable? Good.
-- Cheers, Don't Paint Your Chickens
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Hi, I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

Hi, I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

+rep its all your fault.

+rep bad carry