*Simple ring of the doorbell sends you off your bed and to the door.
You look through the peephole but all you see is a picture of waluigi thinking it's a kid playing a prank you open the door and then rushes in the poopy man. He tackles you to the ground and drags you into the living room. He proceeds to poop on but this is no ordinary poop in this is no ordinary man even though it looks like bloody diarrhea with cocaine in it he did actually the cure to cancer and you grab a syringe to take some and the poopy man disappears then you were teleported to a lab with a flask in front of you with the bloody diarrhea cocaine for the poopy man was just a hallucination from those mushrooms you had earlier you then tell everyone about your amazing Discovery and you become the richest man in the world. Congratulations you have all the money now and you can just sit on your giant diamond throne as you watch people worship you as if you were a god.