His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been made for it. He is the only man to have ever aced a Rorschach test. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. If he was to give you directions, you'd never get lost. And you'd arrive five minutes early. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking about something sad. He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me. His blood smells like perfume. His hands feel like rich brown suede. He once lived in the hills for a summer in the Serengeti after being gifted a wife from the local tribes leaders. He once taught a horse how to make chili. The police often question him just because they find him interesting, His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

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