James Jamerson used one finger, John McEnroe used a Dunlop. He used a Dunlop Revelation 200G. And where are your tools, man ? These are my tools. They're crappy student model tools, and I play better than you. James Jamerson used one finger. And you point, you point to what you want; I'll get, I'll have, I'll go with - Where are you going ? I'm not an angry person, and neither was Jerry Salinger. James Jamerson used one fingеr, is that true? Yes, it's true, and how about you ? Arе you perfect ? Bob Babbitt used two fingers. Jerry Jermott used two fingers and dug in like a cleat ! Tools, man, where are your tools ? Feist sang through an amp, Prince wired a snake in every room, Sampras had that Wilson. Sampras had their ugly Wilson Pro Staff 95. Go hope - go hope that comes back, go hope those colors come back. Subcamp, Bandstack, Faceschnook, Classact... All just tools, man. Buy an island in Hawaii with your SaaS money - you won't get a rise out of me. James Jamerson, on the other hand, used one finger. Basso profondo on ancient LaBellas, Plucking wire on the Golden Gate Bridge, Bach for dead strings, fugues for the masses. Bringing joy to you and your machatonim. You licked the toad, meanwhile, James Jamerson used only one finger. Carol Kaye used a pick, and all bob der roads lead to bivouac. Microdosing matzo meal under a bridge just to get an edge. Use short words. Use short, German words. Don't show off - play fast, make it groove, repeat these bromides. Get on your knees and praise the lowly potato. Get on your knees and praise the Central Coast. Get on your knees and praise Bob Noyce. Get on your knees and praise commercial air travel. Say something good and move on. The comforting smile of William F Buckley will protect you. Rick Rubin is hitting on your girlfriend. Campaign for your burger stand, ground beef so you don't have to chew. If you don't believe me or don't get it - I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry. Lalah Hathaway sang two notes. James Jamerson used one finger. Walter Murch stood before Final Cut 7. James Jamerson used one finger. Donald Hall wrote 300 drafts. James Jamerson used one finger. Nile Rogers played nines low. James Jamerson used one finger. Call out the phonies, you are doing the real thing. Reject drab - wear bright colors and play fast. Kubrick and the Arriflex. Chopin and the Playel. Wilt wore Chucks. Sinatra, Sony, Rainey, LaBellas. Babbitt, LaBellas. Benson, Thomastiks. Kaye, LaBellas. Call out the phonies, reject drab, know your tools. Say something good and move on. James Jamerson used. One. Finger.