golly! this is breaking news! lookin forward to smoke weed with u next time! hope i can bark like dog!

You're not gonna believe this but I'm a house cat. I SWEAR after a bong hit I can type in English for about 60 secomeow meow meow meow meow

dafuq did i just read @@

Hello, I am currently 19 years old and I want to become a Banana. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On January 26th, I’m moving to Southeast Asia; home of the greatest Bananas. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a Banana yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest Banana!

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-rep, pinoy, err, +rep cos im not sure pinoy or not -rep. ive made my decision