I contact you, Crafting table, to tell you, that I am an interdimensional space-being, sent from the altus plane to inform you of an ongoing demon attack directed at your plane in the midgard dimension. I urge you to contact my leader, Aklar, through intensive meditation, in order to be further informed of the necessary, psychic wepaons, you will need in order to defend you plane against the upcoming energy waves. I wish you good luck

brap

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hi i am patrick may i have permission to mastrubate to you i have a penis 19cm 7inch and i wanne eat my own sperm what do you think gay or straight?