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kill yourself all of you

Hi! I saw you were looking for a Boyfriend. So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

tfw the comments here are as cancerous as Twitch chat

Sorry boys 💁💁💁💁💯💯💯💃 I'm only interested in 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 THICC 🧀🧀🧀🧀 WEDGES 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 If you got 😡😡😡😡😡😓😓😓😠 a nasty-ass 😰😰😰🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 thin wedge 😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😒😒😒😒 don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👿👿👿👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 talk to me 😖😖😤😤😤😤😤😤👏👏👏👏👏👏 Get yo 🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋👋👋👋👋👋 thin-ass face 😴😴😴😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 outta here 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 I don't take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅❌❌❌❌❌❌ No sir ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊💢💢💢💢💢💢 I only take 💯💯💯💯💯💯❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️ THE THICCEST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😘😘😘😘😘😘 OF WEDGES 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀