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Red Dead Depression

multiple problems at launch, just wait for them to get patched, game is not worth playing right now unless for nostalgia purposes.
-push to talk and text chat buttons are un-rebindable
-no real graphics settings, just "performance" "classic" and "enhanced"
-game drops frames like crazy, you can go from locked 144fps to a powerpoint presentation in less than 3 seconds
-91k players at launch but can still take up to 4 minutes to find a game
-audio sounds like its being played from the inside of a car sometimes, very muffled/staticy
-input lag was fixed for the most part but the game has a knack for not reading all commands at random times which sustains your last inputs essentially making you a real life version of the holograms
-no theater, no forge, no split screen at launch

most of these problems will likely be fixed in the near future, but at launch this game is not finished and isn't worth spending money on unless you are a previous fan of the halo franchise.

if you're asian or you're a kpop fan or a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb this is the software for you

probably the most boring game i have ever played in my life, just google the ending.

they want me to finish the game twice to actually complete the game
0/10 easy youtube search

>bans people for doing nothing
>irreversable bans before people even log in to online for the first time
>Ruins modding, a staple of the gta franchise since before some of their player base was even alive
>sends cease and desist letters to people who want to make the game more fun in the singleplayer mode
>microtransactions
♥♥♥♥ rockstar, I will never buy another gta game again

what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ travesty

It's literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dark Souls 1