Recent reviews by BicJames

Man this game is so crap like what the ♥♥♥♥ is this AI. What the ♥♥♥♥ is this AI? No really, what the ♥♥♥♥ is this AI?

Looking forward to hearing from you.
Your disappointed parents who drove into the sea to find the Titanic after playing your whack-ass, dollar store, trailer park game.

2/10.

This game is one of the most immersive, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun games I've ever played. It's so unique and creative in every possible way. It's story-line and puzzles are so perfect even with the low amount of dialogue in this game. It makes you really think and you'll definitely need help with the puzzles because they're creative and difficult as hell but will simultaneously overfill you with awe and excitement...



However it was made by the world's most emotional imp Phil Fish...This game is an emotional rollercoaster from start to finish but the ride ends with the drop in your heart knowing that FEZ 2 will never come out and that the game's experience will never be complete...It's a constant torture to my soul but alteast i know the greatness of Fezes now!

Ehmm in this game you can pay to win...and I don't mean you pay IRL money to win i mean you kill a few goons you get their in game money and then u go to a boss and ur like here's 5000 coins to lose fam and they're like AHHHHH IM DEAD and then you get more in game money for killing them sooooo dont tell me this game isnt good...im a dog

HOW IS THIS GAME FOR CHILDREN?! I as a 69 year old mother from another brother find this game APPAULING... I was playing when i noticed a reference to THE SHINING. i then heard my child say All work and no play makes Ted a dull ghost... I INSTANTLY REMOVED MY BELT AND SMACKED SOME DAMN SENSE INTO MY 45 YEAR OLD SON... HE IS TOO YOUNG FOR THIS... Please, change the rating to 18+ or i will boycott this game with all of my friends from Tescos... Also this game is really difficult, i had to look up a tutorial like 10 times cause it was TOO DAMN HARD!!! HOW ARE CHILDREN SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS I COULDN'T EVEN GET TO THE SECOND CUT SCENE!










good graphics 10/10 would recommend for anyone under the age of -10

I bought this game yesterday... I have not seen the light of day since... This game changed me, I instantly grew hair in places I never knew I could. I showed it to my grandmother and the graphics were so realistic my grandmother died from a heart attack. i can't stop playing. This game is so good it makes me wanna jerk my 'dogmeat', if you catch my drift ;). The atmosphere is maginificent and awe-inspiring and the gameplay and story makes me forget what life was like before this game. I'm afraid once I finish playing my life will be complete and I will have nothing else left to experience...




Not enough Codsworth 0/10 would never EVER play again...

10/10
So much Snake Meat!
Like Skeerym wiv gums.

All in all
10/10
its okay