According to 'Health Yeating.sfgate.com' a woman in her twenties needs 1,949 calories per day.

Then Aked Scien Tists worked out that that one serving of ♥♥♥ contains 5 calories. Thus, in order for a woman to at a days calorie intake in a day, she needs to eat 390 servings of ♥♥♥ a day.

Lets then assume the average man can ♥♥♥ on average twice a day (and some days that's being generous). Thus you would need the man juices of 195 men every single day in order to intake just the calories.

UK Labour laws state that the minimum wage of any employable staff is £6.31 per hour. Assuming you could employ them for just the two hours of jerking, and not the wait time, the cost for all this sperm, per day is £2,460.90, for locally sourced semen, though you may be able to import it from abroad for less.

Comparatively speaking, a Big Mac contains 492 calories, at least according to Mensfi Tness, and costs £2.59 according to a recent scientific experiment I conducted. Thus you would only need 4 Big Macs, (costing £10.36 total) for the full calorie intake. Much cheaper. In addition, if the woman in question is rude to her server, she'll get some free ♥♥♥ on her burgers anyway.

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

-rep this player reeks of cheeze

-rep. This player is okay, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

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