"I'm no angel, I'm no savior, and I've never been a saint. Well I know I'm not the devil, because I still can feel the pain. I walked through fire and through brimstone, and there were no pearly gates. I'll be sure to ask about it on my final Judgement Day."
-Ivan Moody
“Was that a sativa?”
-Patty
“HOLD YOUR BREATH! SPARE MY FLESH!”
-Høødråt
“I am no buggie!”
-Sadie
“They step on your grass they get the brass”
-Rootiga
"History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake."
-Ron Swanson
"Do you like the N word?..... Nicotine"
-Rootiga
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-Benjamin Franklin
"Freedom is not a gift bestowed upon us by other men, but a right that belongs to us by the laws of God and nature."
- Benjamin Franklin