My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

You wanna know about him? He owns Major/Minor check that ♥♥♥♥ out if you want to get a peak into this mans mind.

Best Putin NA, can confirm. Burned Moscow.

We don't speak of the time of the pyramids. Well, I do, but THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.