Meanie Bo Beanie's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:37am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:33am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:27pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:09pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 6:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:49am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:32pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:44pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:33pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:37pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:59pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:54am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:14am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:27pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 7:35am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:25am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:09pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:02am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:43am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:32am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:56am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:04am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:23am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:30pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:50am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:58am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:50am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 4:08pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:59am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:25am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 1:53pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:06pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:22pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:29am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:50am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 7:42am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 1:52pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:25pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:57am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:33am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:27pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:59am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:01pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:39am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:39pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:29am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:12pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 9:55am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:11pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:35pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:06pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:13pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:28am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:23pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:33pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 3:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 8 Jul @ 6:56pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 8 Jul @ 6:56pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:07am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Jul @ 6:58pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:07am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 9:55am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:13pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:36pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:28pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:01pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:01pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:38pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:03pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:30pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:48pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:08pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:23pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:59pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Jul @ 3:08pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Jul @ 5:37pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:14am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:42pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:22pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:37pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 7:35am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:36pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:35am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:46pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:46pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:05pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:07pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:10pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:33pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:40pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:37pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:17pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:38pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:12pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:19pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:59am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:55pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 7:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 1:57pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:41pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 4:11pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:00pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:07am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:41pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:34am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:39am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 8:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:26pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Jul @ 11:24pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:50am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:43pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:37am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:16pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:16pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 5:11pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:52pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:35pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 11:49am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:45am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 11:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 6:25am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 6:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:56pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 5:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:02pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:00pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:37pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:05pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:09pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:57pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:57pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:39pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:40pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:37pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:52pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:19pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:26pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 6:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:50am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:55pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:14pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:16pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:51pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:05pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:49am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:24pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:49am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:14pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:46pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:44pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:59pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:02pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:11pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:15pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:30pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:41pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:58pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:30pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:23pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:45am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:46am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:40am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:40am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 4:08am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 5:49am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:52pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 3:35am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Aug @ 3:43pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:23pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:55pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:50pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 1:51pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:39pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:40pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:40pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:40pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:58pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:46am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:46am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:54pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:35am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:40pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:59pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:51pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:24pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:17pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:24pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:31pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:23pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:12pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:27pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:57pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:36am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 11:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:27pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:30pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:57pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:45am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:07pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:32am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:54am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:40pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:38pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:40pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:31pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:30pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:46am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:30pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:54pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:19pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:19pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:19pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:26pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:27pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:22pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:30pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:27pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:52pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:52pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:53pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:53pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:53pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 6:20am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:23pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:40pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:22pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:42pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:41pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:50am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:54pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:22pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:00pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:00pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 5:11pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 5:11pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 5:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:11pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 2:52pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:07pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:37am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:55pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:53pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:54pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:26pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:25am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:59pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:25pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:00pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:51pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:57pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:07pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 4:05am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:25am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:57pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:10pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:16am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:13pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:14pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 6:57pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:15pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 8 Aug @ 4:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:16pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:30pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:54pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:17pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug @ 5:58pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:31pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:08am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:37pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug @ 3:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:24pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:13pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 5:22pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:51am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:49pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug @ 7:04pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:56pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:08am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:28am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 4:01am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 4:01am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:31pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 2:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:51am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:20pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:43pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:25pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:10pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:19pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:19pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 4:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:26pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:03pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 2:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:52pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:38pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:38pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:39pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:19pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:19pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jul @ 4:40pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:45pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 5:00pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 9:21pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:19am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:57pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:16pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 5:30pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 5:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:15pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 2:01am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:59am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:51pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:21am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:02pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:59pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jul @ 6:41pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:57pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:42am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:23pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:26pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 3:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 6:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 9:21pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Aug @ 4:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:25pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:46pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Aug @ 5:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:53pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:49pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:49pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:49pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:49pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:49pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:23pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 4:10am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:53pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Aug @ 11:31am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:56pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:23pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:31pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:02pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:57pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 20 Jul @ 6:35pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 2 Aug @ 3:43pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 10 Aug @ 5:37am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:55pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:53pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:30pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:07pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug @ 5:58pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 4 Aug @ 3:37am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:38pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 6:07am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 12:56pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:23pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:54pm