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Wallpaper Engine is one of the few great applications sold on Steam that actually integrates with Steam smoothly while being very useful.

You know, I used to be the type of person who applied the Windows XP default desktop background as my custom desktop background because I was simply accustomed to it. It was always either that or a plain black background so I wouldn't be blinded at night. That was before I purchased Wallpaper Engine and forced myself to utilize it to ensure my 4.99 CAD investment wasn’t all for naught. I recall opening the app for the first time and seeing...


2D WHAMEN EVERYWHERE
THIN AND PLUMP
FLAT AND JIGGLY
CLOTHED AND UNCLOTHED

But anyways, after sampling a few wallpapers and even creating some to establish a solid report for the science team; I decided to search for cool video game wallpapers; and cool video game wallpapers I received. You've got a vast assortment of fantastically animated wallpapers with or without sparkly and purdy effects to choose from. It even extends outside of video game and anime content with a variety of genres, audio visualizers, interactable wallpapers with straight up minigames on your desktop and more.

For 3.99 USD, Wallpaper Engine is an excellent bargain for an app that allows anyone without a CS degree to slap on a cool wallpaper on their desktop or even create their own wallpaper without knowledge in Adobe suite.

This DLC is one massive callback to one of my favourite areas in DS1 which was the Painted World of Ariamis. It has a beeg doge (that doesn't fight with a giant sword in it's mouth this time unfortunately), some great sets for Fashion Souls and a not Lady Maria boss fight at end that causes my UGS wielding bum to prolapse onto itself.

It is a tough sell at 15 USD, but worth it on sale for experiencing the bare-footed crusade that is Sister Friede and not needing to beg friends with the DLC to drop those pretty Fashion Souls sets.

Don't give up, skeleton!!!

Sorry if English bad, I try hard to write review with help of machine translation.

My name is Mikhail and I am operator of humble "Municipal Waste Collection Vehicle" in faraway land of Emerica. Not greatest life yes, but such is life when only office desk job one is capable of is behind office desk with Kalashnikov in hand. I flee from border patrol duty on boat in Vladivostok to Emerica to avoid cleaning neighbourhood of pending bloodshed. I find job cleaning neighbourhood of garbage instead and currency is small, but good compared to government-mandated rubles. Apartment room also small, but good and western food very good compared to cold Zakuski from Babushka (I miss very much despite awful taste xaxaxa).

Life is kind and with much nourishment, yet I am not sated due to illness doctor deems as "homesick". This where I purchase game Metro 2033 with world of community and brotherhood sewed together like worn-out Shuba full of bullet holes. Surviving with comrades in arms against odds of cold and honest environment of motherland and its inhabitants. It is the life. The life I miss some nights, but fortunate enough to receive exaggerated replication in game as substitute. I give recommendation to free Metro 2033 game for intriguing experience despite issues of age.

Thanks for read. Dasvidaniya.

To whom it may concern.

My 13 year old son and I indulge in video games together for entertainment quite often. I am more of an ink and quill than a mouse and keyboard type of individual so I do not typically interact directly with these computer games, but rather spectate and share my thoughts while he plays. My favourite games thus far are those "Rocket-Propelled Grenade" ones because we get the opportunity to discuss the choices methodically and Resident Evil as my son is too fearful to play it by himself completely (he is still a child whether he likes to admit it or not, but he is MY child).

We routinely purchase video games with a decision made by the both of us, however my son bought this particular video game unaccompanied and strangely kept it clandestine to me. I concluded I should steal a glance at this video game myself to receive the 411 and my revelation after an hour was:


WHAT SINFUL ACT HAVE I DISCOVERED?

WHEN DID IT ALL GO WRONG WITH THIS WICKED DEED?

WHERE WILL WE END UP IN THE AFTERLIFE AFTER THIS GODLESS ACTION?

How could my son commit the unholy act of concealing this heavenly Match-3 game from his mother? I am tolerant with the abnormal amount of scantily clad women as lust is normal for children his age, but keeping these divine puzzles hidden from me? This will require punishment; the punishment of his position in the spectator’s seat. After this entire fiasco, I would just like to return to main purpose of this letter and recommend HuniePop 2: Double Date for its succulent grid clearing action.

Thank you for reading. – Mrs. Teresa A. Schmidt

P.S: Happy Valentine’s Day!

Halo 3 in its prime time was one of my most favourite video games of all time. There are numerous memories I can recall that made me enjoy it so very much.

I could tell you about pulling off Vidmaster Challenge: Annual with three other misfits and dropouts on The Great Journey to Recon armor and having an aneurysm after boosting the Ghost into the abyss for the 7th time in a row.

I could tell you about the wild assortment of people that everyone owning Halo 3 on Xbox Live brought together. Finding all kinds of individuals in Team Doubles from the nurse who chooses to unload her stress by dropping a Killionaire on Guardian to the guys with JTAG’d Xboxs and boatloads of illicit Microsoft points who are surprisingly amiable if you get to know them.

I could tell you about getting invited to a Custom Games lobby to play Duck Hunt, Trash Compactor, Fat Kid, Jenga and etcetera while the Xbox Live party in the background is debating whether or not self-fellatio is heterosexual or homosexual.

I could tell you about fabricating anime girl nudes in Forge using respawn markers with some lads and lasses on “creative mode” Sandtrap to upload onto the File Share or attempting to create the most edgy Elite screenshot to land on Bungie’s Favourites.

I could tell you about having to stare at the ground (or alert carry on local) and head-bob for 10 hours due to volunteering to body act in a friend’s subpar Machinima video. SOI SOI SOI SOI

This version of Halo 3 in this day and age on this platform doesn’t fully replicate those archaic memories and never will be able to. However, it’s a solid enough imitation to spark a reminder of those fuzzy times. Seeing Halo 3 on PC after Halo 2 Vista used to just be a faraway lucid dream and being able to have that for just $9.99 USD is a fair bargain for revisiting arguably the best game on the Xbox 360 with Mouse & Keyboard. Considering a physical copy of Halo 3 will most likely be not as cheap and more of a hassle to boot up; you can purchase this and a KitKat over purchasing from GameStop with no additional need to ask mum for an Xbox Live Gold gift card.

I received this game as a Christmas gift from a friend and I’m not letting a present go to waste, lest my frugalist soul be damned. I’ve completed Mysteria and what I have to say is: STAAAAAAAAAAY AWAY.

I dunno what I expected from a game where the protagonist is a catgirl loli with heterochromia and a passion for darkness & death (surprisingly missing a katana for the default anime fan OC template), but I had to turn off my brain to play through the game. Combat plays like a discount janky God of War with some inspiration from Devil May Cry without the refinement or responsive control of both. The game is also more difficult than Dark Souls in the sense of deciphering what is going on in the story. After losing track of it due to the unedited machine translation, I feel like I'd have an easier time piecing together the Dark Souls lore from weapon descriptions.

If you really need to diddle the skittle, there are other catgirls you can perform a bed minigame with, but there are far better games for catgirl action like NEKOPARA or a more reliable bounce ‘n pounce like SENRAN KAGURA. At least there is a freebie DLC maid outfit in this game, the single redeemable aspect to me.

A Risk of Rain? More like a PISS of PAIN that I’m bout to have if I pull off another pair of 2 hour+ runs back to back after downing some hot rum in the lobby.

HUHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH

This game has the strange ability to accelerate the clock to midnight in a flash once you reach the point it transforms into a visual smorgasbord. It’s just plain ol’ pure fun and simple thrills distilled into one no-frills package.

I’ll be honest, I’m not a huge Star Wars fan and I only watched the original + prequel trilogies thanks to the lads Forcing me to rent the boxset from Blockbuster. I had a splendid time playing Fallen Order and I can tell you for sure that this isn’t just a space version of that one popular game where you roll around backstabbing undead people.

It’s like Da… Uncharted and the rebooted Tomb Raider trilogy. That means you got a respectable sized action-adventure game set in the more interesting Star Wars universe. The characters and story are intriguing enough to a person like me who hasn’t submerged into Wookieepedia[starwars.fandom.com] and the game seems to respect both LucasArts and Disney works. Respawn Entertainment shows off again they know how to create a well-knit robot human bond after Titanfall 2 with your bacta addiction inducing droid; BD-1.

The gameplay and combat, now that’s the important part in any game that has you resting at a random spot to spend experience points and restore potions. It’s inspired by the games that created that genre and you’ll have enemies who won’t take turns slapping you one at a time. Stormtroopers will nail blaster shots on you while you're busy parrying three guys with batons and AI like the droid enemies will wait until another enemy attacks you before firing a well-timed shot for a two-pronged attack. It’s no true substitute to the games it takes inspiration from though, as it’s still mostly an action-adventure game at the end of the day and I managed to get through most encounters without needing a retry or two on the Jedi Master difficulty (except for the final boss, retried 10+ times due to unblockables and drones).

Speaking of the difficulty, you can choose your preferred difficulty in Fallen Order and it’s not just a bumped up enemy health and damage modifier. Your parry timing gets tighter and enemy aggression + damage is jacked. The difficulties basically come down to:

Story Mode (Game Journalist)
Jedi Knight (Normal for the laffs & adventure)
Jedi Master (Modifiers perfectly balanced, as all things should be)
Jedi Grand Master (OGGDO BOGGO)

I appreciate the options because not all players are folks who both praise the sun and trust in the force. The difficulty and inspired gameplay also make the combat more methodical and less hack ‘n slash. I’ve played Force Unleashed and that game was more of a Space Kratos (before child support) game compared to Fallen Order. Some particular downsides to Fallen Order I feel are mostly the sliding/narrow segments that kept repeating a lot and the lack of saber part options to change stats for encounters despite the abundance of saber cosmetic options. Plus, the fact you can get lost in some areas when searching for collectibles (Zeffo). Otherwise, it's a solid game that shines in its infamous publisher's catalogue full of GaaS multiplayer games.

It’s like Dark Souls except without the souls. Since the protagonist is you know… uh…

I'm trying to listen to the vocals of the cool battle music, but this new character keeps killing everything too fast.