To whom it may concern.

My 13 year old son and I indulge in video games together for entertainment quite often. I am more of an ink and quill than a mouse and keyboard type of individual so I do not typically interact directly with these computer games, but rather spectate and share my thoughts while he plays. My favourite games thus far are those "Rocket-Propelled Grenade" ones because we get the opportunity to discuss the choices methodically and Resident Evil as my son is too fearful to play it by himself completely (he is still a child whether he likes to admit it or not, but he is MY child).

We routinely purchase video games with a decision made by the both of us, however my son bought this particular video game unaccompanied and strangely kept it clandestine to me. I concluded I should steal a glance at this video game myself to receive the 411 and my revelation after an hour was:


WHAT SINFUL ACT HAVE I DISCOVERED?

WHEN DID IT ALL GO WRONG WITH THIS WICKED DEED?

WHERE WILL WE END UP IN THE AFTERLIFE AFTER THIS GODLESS ACTION?

How could my son commit the unholy act of concealing this heavenly Match-3 game from his mother? I am tolerant with the abnormal amount of scantily clad women as lust is normal for children his age, but keeping these divine puzzles hidden from me? This will require punishment; the punishment of his position in the spectator’s seat. After this entire fiasco, I would just like to return to main purpose of this letter and recommend HuniePop 2: Double Date for its succulent grid clearing action.

Thank you for reading. – Mrs. Teresa A. Schmidt

P.S: Happy Valentine’s Day!

To whom it may concern. My 13 year old son and I indulge in video games together for entertainment quite often. I am more of an ink and quill than a mouse and keyboard type of individual so I do not typically interact directly with these computer games, but rather spectate and share my thoughts while he plays. My favourite games thus far are those "Rocket-Propelled Grenade" ones because we get the opportunity to discuss the choices methodically and Resident Evil as my son is too fearful to play it by himself completely (he is still a child whether he likes to admit it or not, but he is MY child). We routinely purchase video games with a decision made by the both of us, however my son bought this particular video game unaccompanied and strangely kept it clandestine to me. I concluded I should steal a glance at this video game myself to receive the 411 and my revelation after an hour was: WHAT SINFUL ACT HAVE I DISCOVERED? WHEN DID IT ALL GO WRONG WITH THIS WICKED DEED? WHERE WILL WE END UP IN THE AFTERLIFE AFTER THIS GODLESS ACTION? How could my son commit the unholy act of concealing this heavenly Match-3 game from his mother? I am tolerant with the abnormal amount of scantily clad women as lust is normal for children his age, but keeping these divine puzzles hidden from me? This will require punishment; the punishment of his position in the spectator’s seat. After this entire fiasco, I would just like to return to main purpose of this letter and recommend HuniePop 2: Double Date for its succulent grid clearing action. Thank you for reading. – Mrs. Teresa A. Schmidt P.S: Happy Valentine’s Day!