Rosalind, Rosalind
Rosalind is a nightmare

Rosalind is from Southport, Rosalind stole sweets
Rosalind was a newsagent, but she won't eat meat
(Unless it's chicken or kosher)
Rosalind has two sons, They are good men but inept
Rosalind is a thief, but it keeps her out of debt

Rosalind, Geriatric athlete
She jumps quite far for a woman of her age
Rosalind is an average cellist
She plays quite well but not in front of people

Rosalind married Alan from her string quartet
Fiddling with her friends, you know that is how they met
The great thing about Alan, Alan could not be drеamier
But the viola player sadly, wеll he contracted septicaemia

Rosalind's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nightmare
She jumps quite far for a woman of her age
Rosalind is an average cellist
She plays quite well but not in front of people