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Why is Jim so god damn cheap?
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State of unrest

(IMAGE)
A man is seen standing in his living room,
talking quietly on the phone, when his wife
comes downstairs in her bathrobe and
overhears him.

(Speaker: Man in living room)
Yeah, I'm married. Does it matter?
You'd do that for me? Really?
Yeah, I'd like that.

(Disclaimer)
©Jake from State Farm

(Image)
Wife turns on a lamp and stands
With hands on hips.

(Speaker: Wife)
Who are you talking to?

(Speaker: Man in living room)
It's Jake from State Farm. Sounds
like a really good deal.

(Image)
Wife takes phone from her husband
and speaks into it.

(Speaker: Wife)
Jake from State Farm at 3:00 in the morning?
Who is this?

(Speaker: Man in living room)
It's Jake from State Farm.

(Announcer: Wife)
What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?

(IMAGE)
Jake from State Farm is seen in an office,
speaking on the phone.

(Speaker: Jake)
Khakis.

(Image)
Wife talking to husband, looking incredulous.

(Speaker: Wife)
She sounds hideous.

(Disclaimer)
State Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance
Company. State Farm Indemnity Company,
Bloomington, IL. State Farm Bank,
Bloomington, IL. Member FDIC
©JakeStateFarm

(Image)
Man looks at wife confused.

(Speaker: Man in living room)
Well, she's a guy, so—

(Music plays)

(Speaker: Male announcer)
Another reason more people stay with
State Farm. Get to a better state.

(Text on screen)
Savings. Even at 3 am.
Get to a better State

(Disclaimer)
Based on the 2013 Customer Approval
Rating Study

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State Farm ® Logo

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FitzCotton 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:48pm 
he eats sandwiches slathered in cottage cheese and green olives.
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he peaked in highschool
yanjen 24 Jun, 2020 @ 8:52am 
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mr. white 10 Feb, 2018 @ 6:57pm 
just like mommy
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asks for ♥♥♥♥ on first date, slut
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