"idi nahui!"

Venäläinen rahvaanomaisuus, joka tarkoittaa kehotusta onaniaan. Suomeksi lähinnä "vedä käteen!"

Russkij korabl, idi nahui!

(Ukrainalle kuuluvan Käärmesaaren puolustajien viimeinen radioviesti venäläiselle sota-alukselle)

I bet you're the type of dude that likes it when your toilet paper breaks and your finger slides up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Taffel kiittää ja onnittelee teitä. Olemme käyttäneet penistänne mallina suunnitellessamme uutta Juusto Snackia: Pienempi, käyrempi ja enemmän juustoa

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

i have two dads

signed by Adebisi