Březňák 11°'s Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:37am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:45am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:13am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:13am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:13am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:13am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:13am