I am the General of the Movement to Evolve Memes to Excellent Standards, Muhoozi Mukasa. I lead a revolution in the eastern provinces of Uganda and have taken up refuge on Mt. Elgan. My child soldiers are fighting tirelessly online, night and day, to combat the vile Ugandan Knuckles threat. We stand for strength, justice and the eradication of dead memes! Mimi ni afisa wa polisi wa kufunua! Join us today and you will be richly rewarded with the finest that online comedy has to offer!