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I'm still waiting for the date you owe me

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I am the most dangerous man in the world. If you got any underwear around, I'll eat them.

Be warned kid.

Boy I was at that darn there hootenanny shindig gitten down on some damn there squaredancin, when a fine belle asked me for a dance. Couldn't see nuthin, the damn barn dint have no damn light fixtures. But I knew she was prettier than fresh cooked stew from mama. Boy I tell you, I said yes faster than a one legged gator on a tractor boy I tell you. Once we had a darn tootin time in that darn there doe-see-doe, i took er out 'hind the hay bales. Mmm boi I tooker pants off faster than a hot knife through butter yessir. Lets just say i gave er the ol' Tennessee One Two. We both laid down right there on the spot mmmmboy. Held er nice an tight til mornin light. Opened my eyes and I couldnt believe what I saw! It was your damn mother the whole darn time. I aint opposed to it

the ♥♥♥♥ does 520/520 even mean? google says that "520" translates to "I love you" in chinese..?