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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:07am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 4:41pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:03am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:01am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:06am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:01am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:43am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:52am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:40am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:03am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:54am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:57am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:03am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:30am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:30am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:09am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:58am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 4:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:54am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:18am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:54am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:33am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 6:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:01am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:51am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:32am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:43am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:14pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:41pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:30am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:07am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:57am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:20am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:46am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:55pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:10am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:28pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:56pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 9:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:42pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:26am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:41am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:46am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:58am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:29am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:02pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 10:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:29am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:16pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:57pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:48am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:19am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:26am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:19pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:50pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:27pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:56pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:28am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:28am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:30am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 8:28am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:37pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 4:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 9:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:29am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:45pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:48am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:36am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:56pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:07am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:37am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:40am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:10am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 7:37am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:18am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:56am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:12am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:07am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:33am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:12pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 4:06am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:49am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:35am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:28am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:30am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:38am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:20am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:56am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:28pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:24am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:42am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:34am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:25am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:27am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:31am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:29am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:44am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 7:21am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:33am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:26am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:08am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:14am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:49am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:00am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:12am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:01am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:10am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 8:28am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 11:41am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:22pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 7:29pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:42am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 8:30am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:49am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:31am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:08am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:58am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:08am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:06am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:07am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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