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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:57am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:30am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:00am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:55pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:33am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:51am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:08pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:57am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:02am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:37am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:58am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 8:18am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:48am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:55am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:34pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:58pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 3:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:57am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 11:52am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:51pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:48am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:50am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:00am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:42pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:24am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:30am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:54pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:34pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:48am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:50am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:55am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:50am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:46am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:39pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:26pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:51am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:29am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:30am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:50am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 1:57pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:14am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:23am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:34pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:29am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 3:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:14am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:11pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:10am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:54pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked