I'm a huge fan of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Resident Evil, and Silent Hill
If the DBD match don't stank like wet monkey scalp, I do NOT want it
I don't trade; all of the trades I do are with pre-established friends.

Survivor Mains : Leon S. Kennedy, Cheryl Mason
Killer Mains : Dracula, Knight, Doctor

It's pronounced like gee·oh·teen. Guillotine, but spelled funky.




"What if their food was teeth?"

"Damn, I hate boom town."

"Sniple Rifple"

"Damn orchestra, you fart with that brass?"

"Slow as ♥♥♥♥ tub of lard stealth killer."

"I'm good with my feet, man."

"Eating ♥♥♥♥ out of a fresh ass."

"Imagine if you could piss sitting down."

"Our butts are tight and they're meant to be that way."

"Dammit, how am I going to fulfill my woodlands Daft Punk cosplay in Ormond?"

"I wouldn't have eaten like a fool if I had known there was only one napkin."

"Oh sorry, I was looking at things with hats."

"I always poot wettly."

"I only eat refrigerated ass."

"On God, we sus."

"I've got major beef with alolan grimer."

"I dropped like 40 pounds of ass at the house."

"Haters talkin' greasy."

"You are a thick wall of flesh and you are blocking out my wifi."

"Dude your noggin is blocking my 3G."

"We are the sons of the hogs they could not crank."
　　
-My Boyfriend