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1 person found this review helpful
23.1 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Bullets and blood was the first thing I saw
The chicken masked killer looked at it as though it was a madman's scrimshaw
After the brutality the floor matched a velvet red drape
But I got confused when the pig man committed... ♥♥♥♥?

Like, no joke, first scene is a ♥♥♥♥ scene... Alright

The chicken man was at the top of some sort of hiearchy
But with the.. Vigilante furries it was anarchy
With them at large things were never the same
..For the love of God, this can't be a game!

I am trying to recommend this game by using poetic rhyme
But the games about furries fighting organized crime!
This review was pointless and a waste of my time

I am upvoting this game for I am a rebel
Even thought I couldn't get passed the first few levels...
Posted 29 December, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
39.8 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
I love this game. As you can see, I have no idea how to review a game.
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However, I do know how to make freshly baked scones
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INGREDIANTS
3 cups all purpose flour
1/2 cup white sugar
5 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup butter
1 egg

DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F and lightly grease a baking sheet

2. In a large bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Cut in butter. Mix the egg and milk in a small bowl, and stir into flour mixture until moistened.

3. Turn dough out onto a lightly floured surface, and knead briefly. Roll dough out into a 1/2 inch thick round. Cut into 8 wedges, and place on the prepared baking sheet.

4. Bake 15 minutes in the preheated oven, or until golden brown.

There you have it, folks!

Final thoughts: Alfred
Posted 26 December, 2016.
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