You are on a path in the Steam store. At the end of that path, is "Slay the Princess".

You have to buy it.

If you don't, it'll be the end of the world.

- What is it about? 🟩
- The end of the world? 🟩
- "Buy the game now" 🟩
- "Check other reviews" ✅

Wha- I'm sorry. Is this review not good enough for you? Am I not being a trustworthy narrator?

- Don't take it personally 🟩
- I just need more information ✅
- Your review doesn't make sense 🟩
- "Go back to the Steam homepage" 🟩

Ok, FINE.

You skip past this review and consider the opinions of others. Yet, despite your best efforts to decipher the surely delicate meaning, they ultimately make little to no sense.

You see people conversing about heart, lungs, liver, nerves (In that specific order), others are claiming they can "Fix her", or that they "would".

You scroll to the top of the page once again, hoping to get a better understanding of the game. But you don't consider that maybe you don't need a better understanding of it. Maybe it would be better to try it out blindly.

- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Download the demo"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"
- "Buy the game"