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THE ONE THAT MAKES ME GO ALL NIGHT LONG
THE ONE THAT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU
THATS ALL YOU GOTTA DO
Me: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop
Me: Everything
Matt: Like What?
Me: The World
Matt: Whats Wrong With The World Jo?
Me: Everything
Matt: Like What Exactly?
Me: The World
Matt: What In Particular?
Me: Everything
Matt: Give Me An Example
Me: The World
AKA the part where Donkey gets raped
Evil Tree #1: I think what Steve is trying to say is that it's not easy to come by honest work when the whole world is against you.
Evil Tree #2: Yes! Thank you, Ed!
Princess Fiona: Shrek!
Shrek: Fiona...
King: Fiona!
Princess Fiona: Mom!
Queen: Harold!
Donkey: [happily] D O N K E Y!
[cuts to everyone in the King's bedroom]
King Harold: I'm dying...
Prince Charming: Not now kitten whiskers.
* V O M I T S *
And where are all the gods
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed
Late at night toss and turn and dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life