Only Youuuuuuu.......

mine

Be CaReFuL nOt To MaKe A sOuNd

YoU nEeD tO wOrK oN yOuR aIm!

-rep talks about whale shark ♥♥♥♥ too much

kinda cringe ngl

ready for the mosh pit shaka brah

WILLY~

FIFTY TWO!!

+rep loves a good fisting

gay

Everything is lost... like tears in a puddle

shrek

i want to die

Vanilla is best girl

I am the mighty S P O N X

+rep, weirdly shaped anus

♥♥♥♥♥ +rep

Oh Yeah BB

COOME CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUSE

when you're bored so you go on google translate

DID YOU ENJOY YOUR W E E ???

PLAY THAT SONG
THE ONE THAT MAKES ME GO ALL NIGHT LONG
THE ONE THAT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU
THATS ALL YOU GOTTA DO

N E C K D E E P

I finally understand the pain... the hamster must die.

be careful of that doctor she'll touch you up again

buy me mcdonalds i want a chip

WHERES THE BIRD?!?!?!

The egg scares me, the egg makes me uncomfortable

YEA 💯 MY ♥♥♥♥ 😎🍆 SMALL 🙀😼💁🏻BUT 😛🍑 YOU KNOW 🤔👀 WHATS EVEN 😩😏🙈 SMALLER??? 😈😱😰 MY WILL TO LIVE 🗣👦🏻😎👌😜

Matt sings: 'Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glass
Me: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop

Matt: Whats Wrong Jo?
Me: Everything
Matt: Like What?
Me: The World
Matt: Whats Wrong With The World Jo?
Me: Everything
Matt: Like What Exactly?
Me: The World
Matt: What In Particular?
Me: Everything
Matt: Give Me An Example
Me: The World

I want to die dont you see this is a cry for help im not joking anymore please end my eternal suffering the pointless excuse for living has left me i want to leave this mortal coil and stop this fruitless journey that is my life the inevitability that i will be forgotten by everyone i love and my existance will be wiped along with everyone else by the oncoming apocalypse

Matt? Dont you mean Matthew Santoro

♥♥♥♥ off with your horse nut i dont want it

I don't want to rush into a... physical relationship... I'm not that emotionally ready for a... uh... commitment of this... uh... magnitude! Really, that's the word I'm looking for, magnitude... Huh! Hey, that is unwanted physical contact! Hey! What're you doing? Okay, okay, okay... let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time... I mean, we should really get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even as pen pals, you know, coz I'm on the road a lot, but I just love to get a card... Hey, hey, hey, don't do that, that's my TAIL, that's my personal tail, you gonna tear it off! I don't give permission to... Hey, what're you gonna do with that? Oh, no, no, no, no... no!

AKA the part where Donkey gets raped

That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?

NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

Ogres are like onions! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.

I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

Evil Tree #2: That's easy for you to say! You're not a haunted tree!
Evil Tree #1: I think what Steve is trying to say is that it's not easy to come by honest work when the whole world is against you.
Evil Tree #2: Yes! Thank you, Ed!

Head 'em up, Head 'em up, Move 'em on, Move 'em on, Head 'em up, Rawhide! Line 'em up, Move 'em on, Head 'em up, Head 'em up, Move 'em on, Rawhide! Knock 'em out, Pound dead, Make 'em tea, Buy 'em drinks, Meet their mommas, Milk 'em hard, RAWHIDE! YEE-HAW!

Queen: Harold!
Princess Fiona: Shrek!
Shrek: Fiona...
King: Fiona!
Princess Fiona: Mom!
Queen: Harold!
Donkey: [happily] D O N K E Y!

I'm wearing ladies underwear.

Shrek: Someone had better be dying.
[cuts to everyone in the King's bedroom]
King Harold: I'm dying...

Where's the baby?

Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. Welcome to my serenity circle. Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex.

Rapunzel: Oh pookykins you said you wouldnt hurt them.
Prince Charming: Not now kitten whiskers.
* V O M I T S *

Forget it. I don't have that kind of magic in me anymore. How about a hug? That's the best kind of magic.

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed
Late at night toss and turn and dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Larger than life