Oh my god simon lol

A is for apple there so sweet.
B is for butterfly there so neat.
C is for ♥♥♥♥ like my ex-wife, she ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my neighbor and ruined my life.
D is for dog mans best friend.
E is for excited, that's the mood that I'm in.
F is for feelings, I feel ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
G is for Gummy bears, they bring good luck.
H is for House which that ♥♥♥♥♥ took.
I is for insects hiding in there nook.
J is for jump rope its so fun
K is for kite which flies when you run.
L is for love I love you.
M is for murder, don't leave a clue.
N is for nice, nice to your mom.
O is for an orgasm that doesn't last long.

P is for prison where I might go.
Q is for quit because this job blows.
R is for rockets that shoot up in the sky.
S is for slut she ♥♥♥♥♥♥ another guy.
T is for Tim, THAT'S HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAME, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND BANGING MY WIFE. ♥♥♥♥ HIM ♥♥♥♥ HIM IN HIS ♥♥♥♥.
U is for unicorn a magical beast.
V is for vegetables you eat at a feast.
W is for WHY? WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ TINA?! HEY YOU WANNA HEAR THE REST OF THIS SONG YOU ♥♥♥♥♥?!
X IS FOR YOU. MY EX WIFE.
Y IS FOR THE YEAST INFECTION YOU GET EVERY TWO WEEKS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥.
AND Z IS FOR ZERO; THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU LEFT ME WITH AFTER YOU HUNG ME OUT TO DRY. YOU HEARTLESS ♥♥♥♥♥