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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:08pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:04pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:03am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:01am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:04pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:11pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:26am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:26am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:06pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:26am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:57am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:10pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:02pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:02pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 9:21am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 9:22am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:14am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:25am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 3:07pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 11:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 6:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:26am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 1:29pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:23am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 9:34am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:26am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 9:22am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:43pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:25am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:36am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:08am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:08am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 2:05am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 8:01am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:39am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:55am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:59am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:36am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:00pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:25am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:52am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:21am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:14am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:14am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:21am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:57pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 10:31am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:08am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:14am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:58pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:59pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:58pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:00pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:54am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 9:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:43pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:14am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:26am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 10:36am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 1:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:36am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:48am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:55am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 8:30am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 6:03am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:12am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:12am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:12am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:44pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:05am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:31pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:29pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:23am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:14am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:21am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:19am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 1:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:23am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:26am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:55pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:08am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:02pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:24am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:26am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 10:31am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:53am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:36am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:20am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:48am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:02pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:34am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:32am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:30am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:34am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:35am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:58am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 6:21am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:24am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:36am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:03pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:20am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:43pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 12:43pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:03pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:25am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:55am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:23am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:25am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:26am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:30am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:30am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:30am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:30am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:55pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:55pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:30am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:25am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:02pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:58am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:20am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:43pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:35am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 9:22am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:18am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:39am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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