"Please help my ♥♥♥♥ fell into le toaster call nine elevens" - Me(?) 2014


"Please help my ♥♥♥♥ fell into le toaster call nine elevens" - Me(?) 2014

"What the ♥♥♥♥ is seasonal depression?" - Uziel 2018

I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad what else could you want to know?

REAL QUOTES FROM REAL PEOPLE:

Carl Sagan: Time Attorney: Like, usually someone sets up a scenario
Carl Sagan: Time Attorney: I'm a hot 16 year old little boy who ran away from home and is sucking ♥♥♥♥ on the streets to make a living
Carl Sagan: Time Attorney: You're an upper-class buisnessman who is stuck in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ marriage who wants to blow his load inside of tight boi♥♥♥♥♥

4:18 PM - パクセル, The Legend: im tired from MEPS nah
4:18 PM - salt life: meps isn't even bad
4:18 PM - パクセル, The Legend: i was there from 5am till 4pm doing phys
4:18 PM - salt life: what you had to wake up at 4am for processing
4:19 PM - パクセル, The Legend: didnt get home till 9pm
4:19 PM - salt life: I love the underwaer olympics
4:19 PM - salt life: being in a room full of men
4:19 PM - salt life: it my tighty whities
4:19 PM - salt life: like a dream ♥♥♥ true
4:20 PM - パクセル, The Legend: you need help

12:09 PM - Gingersnap: No you're not invited.
12:09 PM - CivilizedCactus: Why not?
12:09 PM - Gingersnap: I was asking for anyone but you
12:10 PM - CivilizedCactus: That's racist.
12:10 PM - Gingersnap: No, that's Zachist.
12:10 PM - CivilizedCactus: Just call me pickle.
12:10 PM - Gingersnap: Why Pickle?
12:11 PM - CivilizedCactus: Yes.

You're all terrible