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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:03am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:25pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 1:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:49am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:44am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:05am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:07pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:56am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:01am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 11:23am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 8:16am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 8:16am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 7:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 8:39am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 3:42am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:55am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:40am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 3:00am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:47am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:55am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:34am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:55am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:21am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 10:57am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:28pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:36am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:04am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:10pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:10pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:14am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:48am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 10:57am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:29pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:48am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:18pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:58pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:58pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:31pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:48am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:50pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:36am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:08pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:31am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:50am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:18pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:12pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:25pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:19am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:48pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:59am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:44pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:18pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:12pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:28pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:25pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:19am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:59pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:37am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:37am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:05pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:18pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:18pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:21am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:32am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:00am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:10pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:21pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:25am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:31pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:31pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:59pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:39pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 4:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:10pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:14am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:37pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:44am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:44am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:19am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:18pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:00am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:10pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 4:21pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:25am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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