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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:55pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:29am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May @ 2:42am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 11:27pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:57pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:22am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 5:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:22am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:38am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:44am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 12:39am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 4:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:16am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:00am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:40am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:37am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:49am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:45am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:23am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 11:57pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:10am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:22am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:35am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:26am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:29am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:40pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:47am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:40am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 12:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:46am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:46am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:03am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 1:54am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:32am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:56am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:52pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 4:02am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:19pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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