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For some reason when I close my eyes...

I can't see.

Each time you paint a room...

it gets a little smaller.

how come we cook bacon but we bake cookies?

how come we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

how come we deliver shipments by cars and deliver cargo by ships?

what's a thought you've never had?

you will never ACTUALLY see your own face. only reflections in mirrors or photos.

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?

anyone else realize that the brain named itself "the brain"?

from the day we begin to take form in the womb we as human beings are parasites.

do fish get thirsty?

the dude who discovered milk is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy.

the dude who figured out babies instinctively hold their breath underwater
probably has a lot of explaining to do.

how come water can either taste like nothing or everything?

Absolutely EVERYTHING you see is upside down.

you've known your parents for your entire life but they've only known you for a portion of theirs.

Time doesn't truely exist. time is our perception of time.

there's no way of knowing if reality actually exists outside of your head.

If we found/invented a new color, what would it look like and what would we call it?

spoons are just tiny bowls on sticks.

somewhere there are people dying and being born every second.

the sun is 92.96 million miles away and it's burning you.

if you drop a bar of soap on the ground, is the ground clean or is the soap dirty?

you will never stop tasting your own tongue.

your age is the number of times you've orbited around the sun.

if you're attracted to a zombie is it necrophilia?

there's no reason for the alphabet to be in that order.

we built an atomic bomb twenty years before we had color television.

everything you see is delayed.

you're not stuck in traffic; you ARE the traffic.

the sun setting for you is the sun rising for someone else.

you and I are different people but we are the exact same thing.

would you dare to look into a mirror that revealed your true personality?

there was a point when your parents set you down and never picked you up again.

if you had a room with absolutely nothing in it and the walls,celing and floor was made entirely out of mirrors what would it look like in the reflection?

you ever realize how lazy and uncreative the name "fireplace" is?

apples and oranges are NOT completely different since they're both fruit.

did they call the people in restaurants who take your order "Waiters" cause you have to "wait" for them to sit you down,take your order and then give said order to the chef?

artificial banana flavouring doesn't taste like your typical banana cause it was based on a type of banana that was wiped out by a plague in the 1950's.

they never said that humpty dumpty was actually an egg.

Laughing while being tickled is actually a panic response from your body.

it's not funny to hit your "funny bone" so the person who named it that has a sick sense of humor.

Russia is bigger than Pluto.

the piano is a complicated version of a guitar.

people tell you to think outside of the box yet the brain is forever stuck in one... (unless you've been shot in the head)

Minty is just cold spicy

if you sweat in a sweater. does that make you the sweater?

if you clean a vacuum does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

two negatives make a positive but two wrongs don't make a right.

Pineapples are actually Berries and Strawberries are actually Fruit.

When you think about it the phrase "treat others the way you want to be treated" makes Masochists terrifying

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▌▄▌▀ Cheers, Friend ▄▀▬▌

My Name's PlaguePancake, Most people just call me Plague, but whatever you choose to call me is open to interpretation

• I'm an anomalous human being who enjoys many different types of Art/Anime,Games,Music,etc, And carry a lot of what I'd like to consider Creative Interests and ideas, many of which may or may not ever see the light of day.

• My age shouldn't be incredibly relevant. It's legal for me to drink in the U.S. if you're concerned.

• I was born and identify as Male, as far as I can tell? Though, I don't particularly care what pronouns you assign to me.
I like to jokingly say my pronouns are { May/Hem }

• I'm not at all that great at the whole "social interaction" thing. Hell, I'm rarely ever the one to reach out or start a conversation, But I'm usually down to talk most times out of ten, so long as I'm not busy elsewhere.
I'm not sure what in my brain causes this, but it's just kinda how I operate unfortunately.
So, Y'know... sorry in advance for the almost infinite radio silence.

• I don't often accept random friend requests, regardless of your profile's status.
If you are a real living entity planning on sending me a friend request, Consider leaving a comment prior to doing so.

• Lastly, just like everyone on this planet. I have a Youtube channel.
I don't post very often, but, if you feel like it, you can drop by and be poisoned or something idk.

And, that's all I have for ya', thanks for taking the time to read this if you did! Take care of yourself, be kind to those around you, have a good day or night where ever you are. I'll now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
Cya.
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