You ♥♥♥♥ed up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.

You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique console players ability... was it worth it?

Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy

Today I stopped a school shooter.

I was walking to class when suddenly a kid pulled finger guns at me, so I acted quickly pulled my 9mm and shot him until he dropped dead.

I swear to god something needs to change, I can't imagine what would've have happened if I didn't had my handgun on me, he probably could have fake shot the whole school.

And not only that but everyone now is calling me a murderer, nobody is thankful that I saved them, like what the hell I saved them and now I'm going to jail apparently, what is wrong with people, don't they want school shootings to stop ?

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Hi Alex,

I'm the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On the behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeller is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donator package. However, I regret to inform you that we don't currently have a way to send you the 20" horse genitalia you requested, but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Regards,
Mr-Potato - PinkieCraft Server Manager
" Keep on clopping. "