Alcatraz
Sander   Sor-Trondelag, Norway
Level
32
Director of Acquisitions
1,025 XP
 
 
I beg to differ, your honor. I can assure you, I only used the highest-quality materials and it was crafted meticulously. To call it an “improvised” explosive devise is an insult.

Your honour, my client is not responsible for a hate crime since he enjoyed doing it.

The IRS found out I haven’t been paying my taxes for the last 13 years 2 months and 24 days.

A human roomba is a midget on a skateboard.

Skin so white i got nothing to hide.

If you're thinking three inches you're thinking correct.
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32nd Panzer Brigade 'Trajan'
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War Thunder
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Achievement Progress   34 of 88
+29
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DLC Owned
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Arma 3
Corporal
200 XP
Achievement Progress   40 of 123
+35
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last played on 7 Feb
Marvel Rivals
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last played on 1 Feb
Arma Reforger
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MrSpacePenguin 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Hadds 15 Feb, 2020 @ 5:34pm 
Aye good games my guy
@TheRealJesusButCool ✔ 19 Oct, 2018 @ 6:04pm 
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mika 12 Aug, 2018 @ 4:15pm 
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Jaroslav Zakharov 18 Mar, 2018 @ 11:48am 
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