Plot:
Scout, in a bad mood, storms into the room where Heavy is resting. Deciding to play a trick on Heavy, he offers him a sandvich.

However, scout then causes the sandvich to ascend out of this world and the break into the 4th dimension, a cruel trick, taught to him by his ancient ancestors.

What Scout does not realize however, is that Heavy, when emotionally distressed, is capable of channelling the innate energies of sandviches to unleash powerful magic.

Scout, having some satisfaction in his ill deed, then realizes the danger he is in. Heavy, delusional from the energy he had suddenly received from the sandviches he absorbed, he sees scout not as a human, but as a monster.

Heavy, realizing his power, unleashes his magic into the earth, distorting the gravitational field in the room. Scout managed to escape however, and many innocent onlookers were caught in the resulting energy field.

Hearing not the screams of those he had hurt, he sings the song of his people to himself. He then decides it is time to finish this, and prepares a magical spell. The spell goes wrong however, unbeknownst to Heavy until it is too late.

Instead of destroying all he had captured in his distorted gravity field, he had shrunk himself to diminutive size, and transported him to Captain Sniper. Heavy laughs, thinking that his plan was a success, until he is violently cut short by Captain Sniper, who, enraged by Heavy for absorbing his sandviches, proceeds to beat Heavy against the base of the table, with intent to send him to hell.

In hell, Heavy is almost possessed by Sputnik, a demonic creature resembling a soldier wearing goggles with red lenses and a white moustache. Heavy is too powerful for him however and, with a loud scream, Sputniks' head is turned into a sandvich, which heavy absorbs. Subduing him. For now.
Heavy then attempts to escape from hell, using the magic he had obtained from the absorbed sputnik.

Meanwhile, Scout goes back to his day job, as Captain Snipers' mode of transport.
Sniper, particularly abusive today, due to the theft of his sandviches, beats scout a little too hard, transforming his head into a ball. The captain then shows his distaste toward scout's slow pace. Scout however, since his day was not going so well either, ejects Sniper and quits.

A nearby medic seizes this as an opportunity to usurp such a revered role, and offers his back to the captain. After a quick visual assessment, he accepts, and makes this day the happiest of the medics' life.

The medic proves to be quite a worthy mode of transport, and covers ground quickly with his skills on moving as a quadruped would. However, Heavy had since escaped from hell, and vows to seek revenge on Captain Sniper for sending him there.

To Heavies good fortune, and the captain's bad luck, Both the medic and Captain Sniper accidentally run into heavy, who of course, absorbs them,

With a new burst of energy building within him, heavy is forced to regulate it with a dance. However, it is not enough, as Sputnik re-awakens within him. Heavy, observing the state of his hand, and more importantly, his finger, is dismayed, as he knows that this is the end for him.

Sputnik then absorbs heavy, and is then free to roam the physical realm. Due to it's nature, this historic point in history is known as sandvich day. May we all remember the Scout, and the tragedy that he unwillingly brought unto the world.
The moral?

Don't insult people whom were never encountered by you before. It will make you more likely to be respected sincerel