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Hey sony, three words

LEAVE US ALONE
okie
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I'm doing my part!

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- Episode 1 establishes Soldier's character, and his forever elusive goal of attaining his "Final Dispenser", a symbol of indefinite wealth and prosperity.
- Episode Two serves as the introduction of the Spy, a delusion of soldier's resembling his perception of foreign ideals (blue and french really drives this home), perverted into a mischievous demon like creature who seems to have absconded with his dispenser, his life's dream. He is the entity of blame soldier invents to continue to rationalize his wanton desires.
- Episode 3 Soldier confronts spy directly. His position of height over him gives him a feeling of superiority, and the delusion is temporarily banished. Soldier then descends from on high, in almost angelic grace, further driving home how inflated his perception of his own ideals are, before both figuratively and literally getting "grounded". What ensues is a somewhat fever-dream-esque succession of events, which ultimately leads soldier to confronting the existential question "Where's my dispenser!" There is a temporary moment of almost tranquil melancholy which proceeds, in which soldier gleams the depth of his folly, but also, perhaps, a hint of truth...
The moment is dashed, however, by the enigmatic black spy, a reflection of his own, corrupt false hope instructing him "Th's way!". (The black spy's image is deliberate, his silhouette like appearance hints at an empty existence, solider's false faith's existence. His resemblance to the blue spy foreshadows that soldier will, sooner or later, succumb to his ambitions and become that which he seeks to destroy.)
- Episode 4 : Soldier continue's his quest on the black spy's instruction, however, cannot escape the weight of the existential crisis he has endured, and is subject to an array of nightmares in quick succession. During which he comes face to face with an army of cardboard heavies, into which he is sucked into and seemingly absorbed; this scene is meant to foreshadow the soldier's ultimate fate, should he continue to aimlessly pursue his dispenser, it will turn him into an artificial, complacent sub-human of no distinguishing individual value. He is one amongst of horde of others seeking fulfillment in material wealth. He fits a short scream for help, "Not güd!" (subconsciously he knows this isn't the life he want's, but consciously he is unable to accept any other way) but is ripped into another dream.
Here we have a parody of the traditional industrial classism, with the helpless demo man tormented by a pyro in charge, hammering on a photocopier. This scene is meant represent Soldier's shallow perception of society, with a the demo man the unwillingly lower tier workers (and, well, black. Which also highlights his racist outlook), and the pyro the undeserving upperclassman moocher, profiting off the work of betters, oblivious to the actual workings of the world and remain comfortable in a sinecure position. (as can be surmised by his reckless treatment of the photocopier and lazy disposition.) and the photocopier a symbol of industry. A pre-emptive explosion signals soldier's arrival, whereupon both the image of the pyro and demo are banished, he beats the photocopy signifying dominance. This dream is meant to represent escapism, where the other one was an abstract presentation of the truth. It serves as a form of wish fulfillment, wherein soldier dreams of beating the system are realized and is champion a hero (signaled by trumpets and explosions and all), where in his nightmare he was subject to cruel reality.
Just then the blue spy appears, dispenser in tow. The soldier, emboldened by his apparent victory, confronts him directly, red flares and harsh visuals symbolizing his intent, these are projected unto the spy, further alluding to Soldier's twisted relationship with his delusion. In the conflict, soldier is temporarily touched by the dispenser's whereupon he is transferred into yet another dream state. The spy writhes in laughter, presumably knowing what's to come.
- Episode 5
In the ecstasy of having touched his dispense, Soldier is treated to a traditional American power fantasy. Set against the background of a harsh, unforgiving western wilds, he is the beacon of nobility in a sad, shanty and depraved rural town. His one distinguishing feature? His ambition, his undying lust for his dispenser ("Where's my disPENSAR!") is what elevates him above the reaches of the surrounding "simple folk"
There isn't as much worth noting in this episode, it's probably the most straightforward and dare I say sensical of them all. What's worth noting is that, it is at this point the he is the deepest depths of the dream, where the delusion takes its grip, and he sink further into the trap of his ideals than ever before.
The episode ends with a sudden, sporadic transition into his walking up. Flowing immediately into...
- Episode 6... (good lord I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome...)
Soldier is awakened rather harshly (out of one dream into another) Into the humble dwelling of three simple men, having nursed him back to health. This wounds soldier's pride, and he demands compensation (in the form of a bath...of all things... you guys try and rationalize ALL of this stuff.) A violent confrontation occurs when he doesn't get his way, soldier fights back against what he perceives as an uphill battle against the heretical men transformed into demonic incarnations of themselves (a perversion, as he would see them, of his own ideals). Nearly gaining the upper hand over the one heavy, before being subdued nigh instantly.
Rather than destroy him, as soldier might have expected, however, they entreat him with the power of their "Blue Dispenser". Running polar opposite to the power of the red dispenser, it is metaphysical construct representing their own spiritual well being, derived from the satisfaction of the fruit so their own labor and ability to persevere on their own merits (blue collar analogies would be more than appropriate).
Misinterpreting this however, as some lesser material gain (second, in his mind to the ultimate goal of obtaining the Red Dispenser) soldier gives back into his avarice, intending to use this new gotten power against the blue spy. In one brief and horrific moment, Soldier nearly takes on the identity of the enigmatic Black Spy, (which, as you will remember, resembled his own corrupt faith in his quest) meant to reinforce the notion the soldier is well and truly on his way into full-on self destruction.
Taking the "Blue Dispenser" from the 3 men, they then transport him to where he will find the Blue spy, for the final confrontation. (The red man and blue dispenser versus the blue man and red dispenser, PARALLELS INTENSIFY.)
And epic battle is fought, but basking in the glow of the "Blue Dispenser", posed to strike, soldier suddenly finds himself impotent, unable to tap it's true power (spurring from his stubborn inability to believe in his own force of will, over that of material) he is powerless to watch as the spy delivers the final insult, he and the dispenser merge into one, letting out one, last hideous verse of "Banana!", before collapsing in mangled pile of metal and flesh.
It is in this moment that soldier realizes the full depth of his folly, looking upon this idol of horror and death, a perversion of his ideals and something alien (and french) that the whole of his being is well and truly crushed.
His uniform changing blue, clouds rolling in meant to emphasize the realization of his plight, and consequent fall into depression, his dreams, identity and ideals all worn down to naught.
The delusion of the black spy hover's over him... pointing to in the direction of the moon in the night sky. An unreachable light in the darkness, this being analogous to soldiers entire story so far. His life an empty void, forever hoping to encapsulate something of substance, a futile goal forever taunting him...

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this game had, HAD potential, but RANDY said NOOOOOOOOO


Real talk, I like the vault hunter's and the gun play, but GOD is the story rushed to ♥♥♥♥.
You know it's bad when A side quest had me more hooked than logan paul and some e-girl.
also ava is the worst addition.

good

is good

It got better

Joe Chief was in space and had wepons and was a army guy but he wasnt a robot liek Master Chief so he didnt fly. Joe Chief was one day in a place and shooting wepon at targits and then got a call on the space tv in the ship that said to him "JOE CHIEF ALIENS ARE SHOTING AT SHIP COME HERE QUICK" so he went.

Joe Chief ran fast there to where bullets were from aliens and took out his wepons and shot at space to hit ships. Aliens started flying from space into Joe Chiefs ship so he had to do somthing quick. Joe Chief punched a alien and ran fast to get big wepon from the lock room so he went there and got it and shot alien again in teh legs and they fell and Joe Chief shot again and killd them. Joe Chief lookd at dead aliens and said to them "Aliens we are human people and you are aliens but we dont need to kill things like us" and then pushed them into space.

After teh normil aliens the flood came and every thing got wet and messy and lightningy becaus water hit teh space tv and all the things and made sparks. After teh aliens sent the flood other aliens with big heads came and Joe Chief had to runaway becaues there was to many of those and they were killing other human people on teh ship.

"Human people army guys hurry and come in ship!" Joe Chief said to the human people there becaus aliens were killing them and he was in a escape ship and ready to go. 3 other human people came just in time becaus the big ship blew up n they were flying fast in space and going to the Halo to meet the army base and get ready fo tight.

Joe Chief had to fly fast and go a round tings liek alien ships and things. Then out of no where BOOM happend and the back of the espcape ship fell open n one of the army guys fell out and explodd in space then another one closed it and said "NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.

Joe Chief lookd a front of him and seen alien shooting at him so he did a barral roll and teh lasers went around him and went away. Joe Chief sawd the Halo in Space so he put the ship faster and went there quick becaus a lot of aliens were there. Joe Chief shot like "bang bang bang" from teh ship and made aliens blow up and then landed ship on Halo.

Joe Chief said to teh other 2 army guys "Were here now get wepon n kill aliens fast" so they did but when they left a ship landed and skwashed them.

Human people army guys were all dying fast and Joe Chief had to save them but he didnt know how but then he saw something and went to it and piced it up and said "no we win" to himself.

to be continued...?