Hex: A decimal
Deez Nutz
Texas, United States
The amount of oysters I have murdered in my lifetime is to be considered a silent holocaust. If you're reading this, it means I have elected to activate Project 13 in a desperate attempt to cut myself off from the unsuspecting oyster population. You will know I have succeeded if Donald Trump becomes president of the United States, Germany loses WWII, and if Harry Potter becomes a lucrative success. To my family, I apologize. The monster inside of me craves oyster, and I ask you all to be strong as I make the decision to execute this task. Let it be known that I do what must be done for the good of oyster-kind.
The amount of oysters I have murdered in my lifetime is to be considered a silent holocaust. If you're reading this, it means I have elected to activate Project 13 in a desperate attempt to cut myself off from the unsuspecting oyster population. You will know I have succeeded if Donald Trump becomes president of the United States, Germany loses WWII, and if Harry Potter becomes a lucrative success. To my family, I apologize. The monster inside of me craves oyster, and I ask you all to be strong as I make the decision to execute this task. Let it be known that I do what must be done for the good of oyster-kind.
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fathleen 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03am 
Hey! So, I know you didn't like my TV show recommendation and, I get it. You have to have a VERY high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization--his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature. The fans understand this stuff. They have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not JUST funny, they say something deep about LIFE.
fathleen 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36am 
As a consequence, people who don't like Rick and Morty are idiots. Of course they wouldn;t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub dub" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic, Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now thinking about one of you addlepated simpletons scratching your head in confusion at Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on your television screen.

What fool you are.

And yes, by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo and NO you can't see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only B) And even they have to prove to me that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (perferably lower of course) beforehand
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Hex: A decimal 22 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm 
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fathleen 22 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm 
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