Steam Community :: CavemanJohanson

Hood 8 Jun, 2024 @ 6:24am

son of a cuckold father

Ev1lCompany 15 Feb, 2024 @ 6:46am

lmao dude

Apokry. 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57pm

alt f4 after being clapped lmao

Arkhe 13 Feb, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Bu sana ders olsun. Bir daha ki sefere ne kadar kötü oyuncu olduğunu hatırla. Bu seni daha temkinli ve güçlü kılar. Lmao...

Ape Cavalry 9 Aug, 2021 @ 10:46am

Dont embarrass yourself and make your profile private or something so we cant see how many hours you have

Ape Cavalry 9 Aug, 2021 @ 10:45am

How you play like this and lose to me when 700 hours in game???

CavemanJohanson 29 Jun, 2021 @ 1:54am

We had three 1v1s, you couldn't win single one of them. You had your chance angry bird but I don't duel peasants anymore.

Annatar From the North 28 Jun, 2021 @ 4:16pm

come ft10 when u want, ur welcom

CavemanJohanson 28 Jun, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Fact that you had to comment on my wall speaks for it self. Easy win.

Annatar From the North 28 Jun, 2021 @ 4:10pm

ez rq

CavemanJohanson 21 May, 2021 @ 2:52pm

I love this comment because it's a testament to your incredibly high intelligence and creativity. I couldn't ask for better price for beating you and your buddy at the same time, thank you sir.

Slayer 21 May, 2021 @ 2:31pm

easy 10-0, get good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

CavemanJohanson 10 May, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Only thing that is haha here is the fact that you are cheater with VAC ban.

JESSE IM JUST FARTING 10 May, 2021 @ 4:47pm

And another lose hahaha, better luck next time buddy :)

CavemanJohanson 10 May, 2021 @ 8:18am

Jutlander are you off your meds again?

Jutlander 10 May, 2021 @ 7:46am

I kinda feel sorry for you Johanson, It must be hard being so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Sad.

Jutlander 10 May, 2021 @ 7:44am

CavemanJohanson is probably the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ troll in Mordhau

CavemanJohanson 2 May, 2021 @ 4:57am

Once a cheater, always a cheater. Defending someone who cheated is literally braindead. But hey, it's coming from a guy that stalks my profile for weeks after I killed him in a video game, so no surprises here.

Bboy_Corentin 1 May, 2021 @ 4:36am

There's a difference between someone who's actually cheating and someone who cheated back in the past and learned from their mistakes lad. Try to understand a sentence before speaking.

And no thanks ! I'll leave that tainted meat to ya.

CavemanJohanson 1 May, 2021 @ 3:54am

Well then you are an idiot sir if you prefer cheating. Simple as that. And btw I like girls, so stop stalking me on Steam, you are not getting piece of this 🥩

Bboy_Corentin 30 Apr, 2021 @ 7:18pm

At this point, i rather want someone that had a cheating past and understood why they got banned than someone toxic and cancerous annoying the community everyday such as yourself Caveman.

Plus the fact you can't do ♥♥♥♥ without that girlfriend of yours LAminators on duel server when you decide to FFA is funny xD

CavemanJohanson 30 Apr, 2021 @ 12:32pm

I sucked so much that you had to leave a rage comment on my wall hehe. And when I suck I'm trying to get better at the game, not cheat like you. (VAC ban = small pp)

JESSE IM JUST FARTING 30 Apr, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Better luck next time buddy but you and your friend just sucks assss

Mkagemoon 30 Apr, 2021 @ 11:52am

just toxic

Simbertale 30 Apr, 2021 @ 11:50am

Hello trash

Jutlander 7 Apr, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Were you born this way or what made you such a trash human?

Jutlander 5 Apr, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Only thing you is landing, is a ♥♥♥♥ in LAminators ass.

Maybe stop being a annoying retarded inbred ♥♥♥♥ all the time.
(that might be hard considering it's a gene related issue, but atleast try)

CavemanJohanson 5 Apr, 2021 @ 5:40pm

I see my strikes jut-landed on your tight backside sir. Calm down, apply moisturizer.

Jutlander 5 Apr, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Absolute piece of trash this CavemanJohanson is.
May you get testicular cancer and never breed you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate.

CavemanJohanson 2 Mar, 2021 @ 2:07pm

This is not a therapy session. Take your L and be gone thot.

dominik 2 Mar, 2021 @ 1:49pm

I'm not a therapist but if i was in your situation i would take the rope

dominik 2 Mar, 2021 @ 1:48pm

54 year old loner stuck in his mom's basement sucking on sweet strawberry lollipops while saying ez to a lvl 13

CavemanJohanson 3 Feb, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Shhhh big boy, everything will be a ok, just take a deep breath.

Bboy_Corentin 3 Feb, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Sorry kiddo, momma need to show to peoples how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are xD

Bboy_Corentin 3 Feb, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Same goes for Happyco and the others girlfriend you bring yourself with to ruin other's peoples pleasure on having fun

CavemanJohanson 3 Feb, 2021 @ 7:58pm

So mad lol. Stop writing poems on my wall and practice dueling, you obviously need it.

Bboy_Corentin 3 Feb, 2021 @ 7:57pm

You are known by anyone on every duel servers and get non-stop kicked out like FFA king bruh

Bboy_Corentin 3 Feb, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Get good kiddo, you suck ass xD

Bboy_Corentin 3 Feb, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Sure~ from last time we had to fight you were the one who got hurt so badly that you ragequit from nowhere~

CavemanJohanson 3 Feb, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Well I killed you in a duel and it was very easy so I went out to seek some competition. Thank you for rage comment tho.

Bboy_Corentin 3 Feb, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Get a life my dude

Bboy_Corentin 3 Feb, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Still so bad jeez~ you need to kill someone once and bailout to keep your ego xD

CavemanJohanson 2 Jan, 2021 @ 2:18pm

I won’t its boring, literally everyone smacked you on that server before you beatifuly rq.

zone 2 gaming 2 Jan, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Ok wow, please don't post those 'screenshots' anywhere. :(

CavemanJohanson 2 Jan, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Nope, no need for that. I have nice screenshots of you crying in chat after I defeated you mutiple times with naked dward wielding only knife and that is more than enough for me. Thank you for your contribution.

zone 2 gaming 2 Jan, 2021 @ 1:49pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U1B6PTw1SY

Now go ahead and delete my comment. :D

CavemanJohanson 25 Dec, 2020 @ 8:45am

Thank you.

Spongebruh 25 Dec, 2020 @ 8:38am

"no you" great comeback from the caveman itself

CavemanJohanson 25 Dec, 2020 @ 7:49am

Yes you are Henry, yes you are.

Henry 25 Dec, 2020 @ 7:32am

a man little man xd