Steam-fællesskab :: CavemanJohanson

Hood 8. juni 2024 kl. 6:24

son of a cuckold father

Ev1lCompany 15. feb. 2024 kl. 6:46

lmao dude

Apokry. 13. feb. 2024 kl. 15:57

alt f4 after being clapped lmao

Arkhe 13. feb. 2024 kl. 15:39

Bu sana ders olsun. Bir daha ki sefere ne kadar kötü oyuncu olduğunu hatırla. Bu seni daha temkinli ve güçlü kılar. Lmao...

Ape Cavalry 9. aug. 2021 kl. 10:46

Dont embarrass yourself and make your profile private or something so we cant see how many hours you have

Ape Cavalry 9. aug. 2021 kl. 10:45

How you play like this and lose to me when 700 hours in game???

CavemanJohanson 29. juni 2021 kl. 1:54

We had three 1v1s, you couldn't win single one of them. You had your chance angry bird but I don't duel peasants anymore.

Annatar From the North 28. juni 2021 kl. 16:16

come ft10 when u want, ur welcom

CavemanJohanson 28. juni 2021 kl. 16:11

Fact that you had to comment on my wall speaks for it self. Easy win.

Annatar From the North 28. juni 2021 kl. 16:10

ez rq

CavemanJohanson 21. maj 2021 kl. 14:52

I love this comment because it's a testament to your incredibly high intelligence and creativity. I couldn't ask for better price for beating you and your buddy at the same time, thank you sir.

Slayer 21. maj 2021 kl. 14:31

easy 10-0, get good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

CavemanJohanson 10. maj 2021 kl. 16:50

Only thing that is haha here is the fact that you are cheater with VAC ban.

JESSE IM JUST FARTING 10. maj 2021 kl. 16:47

And another lose hahaha, better luck next time buddy :)

CavemanJohanson 10. maj 2021 kl. 8:18

Jutlander are you off your meds again?

Jutlander 10. maj 2021 kl. 7:46

I kinda feel sorry for you Johanson, It must be hard being so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Sad.

Jutlander 10. maj 2021 kl. 7:44

CavemanJohanson is probably the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ troll in Mordhau

CavemanJohanson 2. maj 2021 kl. 4:57

Once a cheater, always a cheater. Defending someone who cheated is literally braindead. But hey, it's coming from a guy that stalks my profile for weeks after I killed him in a video game, so no surprises here.

Bboy_Corentin 1. maj 2021 kl. 4:36

There's a difference between someone who's actually cheating and someone who cheated back in the past and learned from their mistakes lad. Try to understand a sentence before speaking.

And no thanks ! I'll leave that tainted meat to ya.

CavemanJohanson 1. maj 2021 kl. 3:54

Well then you are an idiot sir if you prefer cheating. Simple as that. And btw I like girls, so stop stalking me on Steam, you are not getting piece of this 🥩

Bboy_Corentin 30. apr. 2021 kl. 19:18

At this point, i rather want someone that had a cheating past and understood why they got banned than someone toxic and cancerous annoying the community everyday such as yourself Caveman.

Plus the fact you can't do ♥♥♥♥ without that girlfriend of yours LAminators on duel server when you decide to FFA is funny xD

CavemanJohanson 30. apr. 2021 kl. 12:32

I sucked so much that you had to leave a rage comment on my wall hehe. And when I suck I'm trying to get better at the game, not cheat like you. (VAC ban = small pp)

JESSE IM JUST FARTING 30. apr. 2021 kl. 12:18

Better luck next time buddy but you and your friend just sucks assss

Mkagemoon 30. apr. 2021 kl. 11:52

just toxic

Simbertale 30. apr. 2021 kl. 11:50

Hello trash

Jutlander 7. apr. 2021 kl. 16:22

Were you born this way or what made you such a trash human?

Jutlander 5. apr. 2021 kl. 21:38

Only thing you is landing, is a ♥♥♥♥ in LAminators ass.

Maybe stop being a annoying retarded inbred ♥♥♥♥ all the time.
(that might be hard considering it's a gene related issue, but atleast try)

CavemanJohanson 5. apr. 2021 kl. 17:40

I see my strikes jut-landed on your tight backside sir. Calm down, apply moisturizer.

Jutlander 5. apr. 2021 kl. 16:40

Absolute piece of trash this CavemanJohanson is.
May you get testicular cancer and never breed you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate.

CavemanJohanson 2. mar. 2021 kl. 14:07

This is not a therapy session. Take your L and be gone thot.

dominik 2. mar. 2021 kl. 13:49

I'm not a therapist but if i was in your situation i would take the rope

dominik 2. mar. 2021 kl. 13:48

54 year old loner stuck in his mom's basement sucking on sweet strawberry lollipops while saying ez to a lvl 13

CavemanJohanson 3. feb. 2021 kl. 20:01

Shhhh big boy, everything will be a ok, just take a deep breath.

Bboy_Corentin 3. feb. 2021 kl. 19:59

Sorry kiddo, momma need to show to peoples how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are xD

Bboy_Corentin 3. feb. 2021 kl. 19:58

Same goes for Happyco and the others girlfriend you bring yourself with to ruin other's peoples pleasure on having fun

CavemanJohanson 3. feb. 2021 kl. 19:58

So mad lol. Stop writing poems on my wall and practice dueling, you obviously need it.

Bboy_Corentin 3. feb. 2021 kl. 19:57

You are known by anyone on every duel servers and get non-stop kicked out like FFA king bruh

Bboy_Corentin 3. feb. 2021 kl. 19:56

Get good kiddo, you suck ass xD

Bboy_Corentin 3. feb. 2021 kl. 19:56

Sure~ from last time we had to fight you were the one who got hurt so badly that you ragequit from nowhere~

CavemanJohanson 3. feb. 2021 kl. 19:53

Well I killed you in a duel and it was very easy so I went out to seek some competition. Thank you for rage comment tho.

Bboy_Corentin 3. feb. 2021 kl. 19:20

Get a life my dude

Bboy_Corentin 3. feb. 2021 kl. 19:20

Still so bad jeez~ you need to kill someone once and bailout to keep your ego xD

CavemanJohanson 2. jan. 2021 kl. 14:18

I won’t its boring, literally everyone smacked you on that server before you beatifuly rq.

zone 2 gaming 2. jan. 2021 kl. 14:13

Ok wow, please don't post those 'screenshots' anywhere. :(

CavemanJohanson 2. jan. 2021 kl. 14:11

Nope, no need for that. I have nice screenshots of you crying in chat after I defeated you mutiple times with naked dward wielding only knife and that is more than enough for me. Thank you for your contribution.

zone 2 gaming 2. jan. 2021 kl. 13:49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U1B6PTw1SY

Now go ahead and delete my comment. :D

CavemanJohanson 25. dec. 2020 kl. 8:45

Thank you.

Spongebruh 25. dec. 2020 kl. 8:38

"no you" great comeback from the caveman itself

CavemanJohanson 25. dec. 2020 kl. 7:49

Yes you are Henry, yes you are.

Henry 25. dec. 2020 kl. 7:32

a man little man xd