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urbandictionary : FAUZAN
Fauzan means ballsack or testicle-bag. It's pronounced /Fow-zan\ and can also be used to describe a retarded guy with a small ballsack. It comes from an asian (chinese) word "同性戀小睾丸" which means 'gay small testicles' .
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Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUND
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Porn
⠀└⠀✅Milf
⠀└⠀✅Teens
⠀└⠀✅Midget
⠀└⠀✅Underage

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a little bird was fliying south for the winter . it was so cold the bird frzoe and feel to the ground into a large field.
while he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him
as the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung he began to realize how warm he was
the dung was a actually thawing him out
he lay there all warm and happy. and soon began to sing for joy.
a passing cat heard the bird singig and come to investigate.

following the sound . the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promtly dug him out

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