I come from a land where dragons and kites both live together in peace. After awhile, a group of umbrella-wielding golf nazis invaded our town and forced the dragons to leave our planet, Earth. Upon their coming, I fled to the nearest cactus ranch to hide all belongings so that I may live my life amongst the cacti.

After many months of staying with the cacti, I began to realize that nothing is sacred and I must return to my original home. I headed back to town only to find the umbrella-wielding golf nazis were at war with rabbid space bunnies. The space bunnies were driven away, but left behind a ravenous disease that infected the golf nazis. The disease, named the Orange Plague, spread and the golf nazis were wiped from existence. Luckily for me, I was immune to such a disease.

Weeks passed and I found a lone camera. I rolled the tape back to find that the space bunnies and the golf nazis were mortal foes, and that their battle would finish on the day of May 27, 2003. I realized that day had just passed, the day the golf nazis were defeated.

I swam my way across the Pacific and Indian Oceans and reached land. I'm not sure where I was, but whatever country I was in was unimpressive. Various Australian pirates began to invade the land as well. I fled to a nearby oasis.

This oasis is where I met my friends Stuart Pid and Louis Zer, but I called them Stu Pid and Lou Zer respectively. Together we ventured back to Alaska, but Lou was killed by the Australian pirates on the way there.

Stu and I wanted to head to New Jersey, the date now being October 1, 2010. We began to trek onward, but I failed to keep Stu alive. He passed on from a no-longer existent disease called Bieber Fever. I reached New Jersey some day in July 2011 and created my Steam account to play Team Fortress 2 and get criticized by veteran players.

+rep gamer :P

there is no other perk on either side that lets you be a bumbling idiot as much as lithe. YOU ARE SO PATHETIC.

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p