2 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4.7 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Jan, 2020 @ 11:43pm
Updated: 4 Jan, 2020 @ 12:16am

Super-Transaction Chump Fighter 5!

Just grab an old copy of SF Alpha 3. All the characters (from the start), none of the monetization bull. (and it's better-looking than this one, too.)

Not clear enough? Ok, I'll put it this this way:

What Is Street Fighter 5? Start with Street Fighter 4 (ie, just like every other Street Fighter, except this time all the characters are hideously deformed with freakishly gigantic legs and feet). Then lock nearly all the characters and stages behind an in-game currency that 's so insanely expensive, you'll master and get tired of all fighting games long before you ever manage to unlock even a quarter of the content. Then, you get harassed into rewarding Capcom with ANOTHER $25 after you've already bought the game in the first place, to upgrade to the "Championship Edition" (after you already upgraded to "Arcade Edition"), just to you can turn your copy of Chump Fighter 5 into what's basically just a re-release of Chump Fighter 4 all over again....That is...until the NEXT time they want everyone who already bought this game and all its upgrades to give them even MORE money for ANOTHER new "upgrade" that, at best, only makes it *slightly* closer to being a high-def port of SF Alpha 3.
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