John: The name of the virus is your name in leet speak.
Ivan and John: So 1... N... V... 4... (repeatedly)
Me: (Silent laughter)
Ivan: Wait why are we doing it like that?!
Me: Because, your name is Inva now.
Inva: I am Inva now... Inva The Great...

John: Someone bought coconut shavings from Mund.
Me, Axel, and Ivan: ...
Axel: You mean Mounds?
John: Oh yea.
Me: MUND.

Ivan after failing severely in Portal 2's Co-op: I got brain stuff!

Me after realizing a puzzle in Portal 2's Co-op: NO, YOU DON'T! THAT'S WHY IT'S JUICE BOX!

Ian: A daily dose of de way is not harmful!
Me: De way a day keeps the doctor away.

John joins Discord
Ivan: Deh bubble man!

Me (picking up Flame trooper kit in BF1): FLAMMEN WERFER
Ivan (ceremoniously): Congratulations, you are now the it.

Ian: Ok, I'm going to cast-
John: You're going to cast initiative is what you're going to cast!

Ivan: Who brings glasses to a war zone?
John: Someone who's ♥♥♥♥♥♥' MYOPIC that's who!

Me in CoD WaW co-op: I am Private Golding, the true Hero of The Pacific! Golding away!

Ian: What's wrong with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 'puter!

Me in Warhammer: I'm gonna snap, grapple, and pop this one.

Ian: Mess of spaghetti
Axel: *Unending laughter*

Me: So in the canon of the quote wall, John comes in during the first DLC.
Ian and Axel: What?

Ian: It's a good idea that you started this quote wall, other wise we would have no way to cherrish these memories. We would just say "remember that one time?" And people just say "no."

Ian: Lemme ask you guys something. You guys can see the pixels of life, right?
Axel, Kyle, John, and myself: Are you retarded? Are you on drugs?
Ian: No, you know what I mean! Like, when you look at a wall, you're telling me you don't see little tiny squares of white, red, and blue?
Me verifying this quote for the wall: What were the 3 colors again? Red, blue and green?
Ian: (Scoffing and laughing with extreme confindence.) No! white, red, and blue!
Me: (Sarcastically) Oh, of course! How could I have been mistaken!
Kyle: ALL I SEE IS RED WHITE AND BLUE EVERY DAY BABY!

Ian: I have now seen 2 sides of the quote wall... One minute I was praising it, and then this happened... I hate it.
Axel: I think it's great, it keeps us on our toes, the stupid ♥♥♥♥ we say might end up on here!
Kyle: I'll say whatever I want! I don't give a ♥♥♥♥!

Kyle, after the fact: What aspect ratio you got on your eyes, though.

Axel, after the fact: I gotta go pee, I laughed so hard.
John: (Disturbed) Ew!
Kyle: Ian's stupidity knows no bounds.

Wren: ARGH TOO MANY WORDS.

GUM: They're big, like four me big.

War Thunder after your team wins:
Voice 1: Bravo, team.
Voice 2: GRRRRRRRRRRRREEEAT WORK!

John: I got it from the Hundle. I mean Humble Bundle
Me: The Hundle Bumble

Ian: I just realized that when you say "mining ting" in WoW when you see a ore, it is the perfect reaction because of its two meanings. It means both mining thing and also refers to the "ting" sound that it makes when you mine it.
Ivan: No, I'm not that smart.

John: He himself will try to spear you...
Me: "HE HIMSELF"
John: What, you never heard of a raider called HE?!

John: He has ballistic shield... well it's really just schrap metal.
All: Schrap metal?
John: I mean scrap metal.
(Later on)
John: His schrap metal- dammit. You know what, that's what we're calling it now.

Ivan: What's with all the cripple cracklin'?!
Me: WHAT?!
Ivan: The crickle cracklin', what's with it?
Me: I heard "cripple cracklin'."
Ivan: That's not what I said!
Me: That's what I heard, so that's what's goin' on the wall!

Ivan, slowly getting louder: ow. ♥♥♥♥. NECK. HURT!

Ian, wishing me to update a previous quote: Just copy + paste this to get the perfect account of the event.
Me: What I like is how this is exactly what you said, word for word. Seriously, you can remember this, but nothing else?
Ian: Well, it was a moment of... What's the word for when you learn something new?
Me: SEE?! You're proving my point!

Ivan: *reads previous quote*
Ian: Did I say that?

Ivan, in movie trailer narator voice: No one is safe from the quote wall.

My Dad describing Total Rickall: Mr. Poopybutthole and his band of merry men. You know, Frankenstein and all those guys.

Some guys in some game my Dad was playing:
Guy 1: Do you even know what that guy looks like?
Guy 2: Foreign. And he has a funny accent.

Ivan updating R6S: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's doing the thing! THE SEVEN MINUTE UTINNI!

Ian, dramatically: I fed the good boy. I watered... the good boy.

Random text from random #:
Forks over knives doc... audiobook cheese trap
Sorry wrong #

Brandon: So... what are you doing with your ♥♥♥♥, good sir?

Ivan: I use an ether net cable connected to a-uuuuuuuuuuuh....
Me: B O N E L E S S router?

War Thunder Arcade Battle
nininga: OWO what's this?
Me: *notices 2000lb bomb*

Me: I partake of the memes.

Ivan: When we hirst feard- ♥♥♥♥

Ivan: I like being on the quote wall, regardless of what I say.

Ivan: If there's still light outside, it's afternoon.

Me: I find solace in my memes, maybe you can too.

ExodusBlack: To be perfectly honest, I dont care whos hole you put what in or who you say you are; that ain't any of my business.

Ivan (angrily): What the sound is that sound?!

Kyle: *twirling butterfly knife over discord*
Me: (Could that be...) What is that sound, Kyle?
Kyle: Butterfly knife, my dude.
Me: Oh, you mean like this? *twirling butterfly knife over discord*
Ian: Oh god no.
Me as we are both twirling our knives: I see you're a man of culture as well.

Ivan: Are there any dice on tabletop I can roll for my background?
Me: ROLL FOR BACKGROUND.

(Talking about ethnicity)
Ian: Aren't you like British, Irish, and Scottish or something?
Me: How dare you insult my heritage. ArEn'T yOu ThE gRaNdSoN oF DoN qUiXoTe?! You ♥♥♥♥.
Ian: You can't honestly tell me that you don't have a single relative from England. Just like you can't walk up to a black person and say "you don't have a single relative from Africa!" Or going up to John and saying "you are not a relative of Kung-pao."
John: I'm not chinese. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phillipino you ass.
Me: Some good ol' fashioned racism, fun for the whole family!

Ivan: ASTRO-HUNGARIAN!

Ivan (talking about an extremely minor cut) (misheard): It's a scam more than anything.

Ivan (misheard): Good ol' puerto rican thunder.

Ivan: If it's a meme its gotta be a meme, not just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ letter.

Me: Oh it's 4:20
Ivan (sounding mockingly horrified): WHHHHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Me: I've been playing this game for years, basically since it came out.
Ian: Man, you're late to that game.

starlemon309: #newjerseygirl :joy:

Ian: Lando isn't black!

Me: You can't have religion and science together.
Ian: Well, not if you follow textbook religion.

Cr1TiKal: Scientifically speaking, cockroaches suck ♥♥♥♥.

Me: I'm sad you don't keep track of my antics
Ivan: I don't even keep track of my own antics... it's sad... I don't keep track of my own...

John: You had me at Power Fist

Axel: Now that's a satifsfying image! Not it coming out, but it going back in!

Me: It's not anime unless a little girl wants you.

John: Who would you like to have you have help you?

John: You hear people mumbling indiscriminately.

Ian: I could also do a philosopher Sa Crate E's.
Me: Did you just say Sa Crate E's?
Ian: Yes, I did.

Ian: Orgasms are a purely mental process.

Ian: The middle of the island is Puerto Rico's Southern accent.

Axel: It's 8 A.M. in the morning, where is everyone?

During an arguement
Ivan: (literally anything)
Me: That's fine, Ivan.

Ian: Tomatoes dissapoint me. They're just like pickles, but they're red.

John: I want to see, like, fifty zombies at once.
Me: Ok, let me just pull up this clip where a guy is fighting exactly fifty zombies.
John, sarcastically