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Man, it's a real challenge. We should have the utmost respect for those people and what they deal with. First time I tried to go down on my Japanese girlfriend, I couldn't find anything in all that pixelation. I tried and tried, but either I came away with a mouthful of pubes, or a tongue a few shades too brown. We decided, right, let's take it back to basics, this'll work—went in for the insertion, but she squealed in a pained rage as I hit the tighter cave trying to navigate through that pixel maze. And to my horror, it's contagious! I haven't seen my ♥♥♥♥ unpixelated in nearly five years now. Respect the Japanese—it's a marvel that they've come this far with this terrible affliction.

Mood when my bestist freind luam gets cucked from talking with me because of discord breaking ; )

"Play the video" my demons whispered, deeply piercing the only ears that heard his comment. I opened up my flip phone, and speed dial 666 for the devil. The little thing popped up on my phone - a gay spider, pink in nature. "Activate the child destruction button", the voices beckoned. I instinctively typed in 8008135, the boob number. The words of death echoed around me, "OwO, notices your bulgy wuldgy~." The few children in my vision had already been reduced to mere skeletons, killed too soon to let out a scream. I go home that day, thinking about the gay spider and the lack of children. I turned on the TV and a breaking news headline flashed on-screen: "Children everywhere are dying due to the radio towers!". I look down at my phone, the deathly neon insect still dancing on my screen to the tune of 100's of deaths. "They must never know."

I'll kill you raze

Nerd